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  1. Poe Boy

    [18+ Adults Only - Not Safe For Work!] -Anal Talk!!-

    LOL, good story. I just think it's funny how many people are grossed out by it, but will have oral sex -- when the mouth has more germs than the anus. I think men's and women's reactions to it have a lot to do with the taboo effect. Men like to do it because it's "forbidden", and women don't...
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    Ramming a dildo up yr boyfreinds ass

    Don't listen to these friggin guys. 1.) Use a strapon. 2.) Use lube. 3.) Slap his ass until it's really red 4.) Ram the thing in 5.) Either grab a handful of hair, or put on foot on his head 6.) Do a lot of aggressive grunting, pretend you're loving it 7.) Keep yelling "Fuck me back, bitch!"...
  3. Poe Boy

    old timers

    YOU OLD FART! Er, hold on, we're about the same age. . .YOU SWEET LITTLE YOUNG THING! (Missed on all counts with that one, eh?) Eh and old timer, IMO is the one with the mileage, not the years. I've seen too many old farts (you know, bluehairs), that are dumb as shit because they never did...
  4. Poe Boy

    Political Correct-ness

    Fuck political correctness. People need to get the corn cob out of their ass. Seems these days some jackass is going to get offended no matter what you say, so to hell with them. I'll shoot straight and they'll get offended or not.
  5. Poe Boy

    newbie traveler

    How the hell did I miss this the first time around? Man, Arrow retired from being a girl (retired girl)?? Oooooh, she doesn't ride (trains) anymore. . .;) I need to start drinking again, my head isn't right. Yeah, Buck knives, go to Wal*Mart $29.94 last time I looked. Get one, love one...
  6. Poe Boy

    Rapture

    Am I the only old phart that thought this thread was going to be about a Blondie song?
  7. Poe Boy

    Hello Hello!

    I'll tell you from experience then, NOLA ain't what you're looking for.
  8. Poe Boy

    Hello Hello!

    Welcome aboard the crazy train. I know what you mean about getting the hell out of the FL, good luck.
  9. Poe Boy

    Advice/Support. Graduating High School and issues with family

    Take it from someone who's been there, and seen others there: DO NOT go to college if you don't know what you want OR think you're not ready for it, cuz guess what? if you think that, then you AREN'T ready for it. Don't know how many people I've seen graduate college to find out they don't...
  10. Poe Boy

    Duluth Pack

    Or buy the waxed canvas and don't worry about it.
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    Duluth Pack

    I don't have a scale, but they're not light. If you want bombproof, you pay to play.
  12. Poe Boy

    Duluth Pack

    Their best for hobo use is the Timber Cruiser and no, that's not expensive. It's a pack that will live to see your grandkids. These are expensive (but also bombproof).
  13. Poe Boy

    when they were young - picture thread

    Fuck. I don't have any "young" pictures. I don't think I was ever young, come to think of it. . . Out of curiosity, do you guys ever look (or think) back to your real young days (say under 10) and ask: "What the fuck happened?" I do. BTW Mouse, that punk pic. . .I grew up in the 80s...
  14. Poe Boy

    I Don't Get It

    Hell, I might ask you if you're a hippy if you look the part. The reason would be to strike up a conversation. It's fun to get other's persepctives, even if I end up thinking that they're fuckin nuts when all is said and done.
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    Duluth Pack

    Yeah, there stuff is bombproof. It really isn't that expensive when you figure you probably won't ever have to replace it.
  16. Poe Boy

    so a guy today said...

    There's a difference between pride and arrogance, a lot of people don't know that. Then again what a lot of these "free love, give yourself up" assholes really mean is you're not lickin' their ass enough, so they call you pridefull, when they should really look in the fuckin mirror.
  17. Poe Boy

    Read This First! newbie vs. oogle

    I'm not even going to get into the oogle thing, juast wanted to comment on this story. Seems a lot of the youngin's have become unable to identify the old guard these days. I don't just mean hobos, but bikers I hang with, the new guys run their shit holes to them with out so much as a clue who...
  18. Poe Boy

    fed up with everything

    Might not be exactly what you want, but most KOA campgrounds let you stay there for free if you work for the campground a few hours a week, like minding the desk, emptying trash barrels, etc.
  19. Poe Boy

    Pack size?

    I used to hobo around with a medium ALICE. To put everything inside of a pack that I had in/on ALICE, would take a 40-50L pack. FYI, I didn't go home when the going got rough, so I had to carry my winter gear with me. If you're a fair-weather hobo, you can get away with less. In fact, you...
  20. Poe Boy

    Taking out the Trash

    Shit like that is why I primarily did wilderness squatting, they fuck up everything for everyone, and then they'll bitch the loudest when they get pinched and plead innocent when they get a beat down.
  21. Poe Boy

    Taking out the Trash

    Knuckles, hell. I always had my shillelagh (shil-LAY-lee), walking stick with me.
  22. Poe Boy

    Taking out the Trash

    I guess there's just a bunch of God damned pussies in this little culture like the rest of society as whole. And I don't mean the women. I, for one, am tired of shitbags running around untouched because some touchy-feely bleeding fuckhole says it's "wrong" to give them what they deserve...
  23. Poe Boy

    Taking out the Trash

    I guess I've been out of it too long. People really don't take care of this shit anymore?
  24. Poe Boy

    Spacetime

    Interesting theory. When I was in university, I read all kinds of that shit, the math in the technical stuff will blow your mind.
  25. Poe Boy

    home life is a drag

    Big boy rules apply if you want to do shit like that. You pays your money and you takes your chances.
  26. Poe Boy

    What's your favorite piece of gear?

    OK, what is your one, favorite item, that is really a can't do-without type thing. It doesn't have to be your most practical, although it may be. Mine happens to be one of my more practical things. My sleeping bag. It was an older model, the big green one with the center zipper. It was the...
  27. Poe Boy

    one more year... one more.. just one more... onemoreFUCKINGYEAR

    Sounds contagious. I kinda got fucked over by my family, left for broke, having 3, maybe 4 surgeries in the last year (have to go ion Aug 5th to see if I need a follow-up. If it goes like last year, I'll be in the hole until March paying the hospital bills, then I can START to unfuck my life...
  28. Poe Boy

    Best jeans?

    Not that that isn't a noble endeavor in itself. . .;)
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    Best jeans?

    I don't much care for jeans anymore. But if you're going to wear them, the name brands (Levi, Wrangler, Carhartt) seem to hold up well. They're mostly foreign made, but the name brands seem to be better overall (probably pay their workers more. Seems the only thing I can buy these days that...
  30. Poe Boy

    places to stash your gear?

    I did the gym membership thing. Locked my shit up in the locker room, got a free shower (also washed my clothes in the shower), filled up my water bottles from the water fountain. Oh yeah, and got a workout, so the cute chickies would pick me up on the highway. :D
  31. Poe Boy

    External vs internal frame packs.

    For carrying huge loads, I much prefer an external frame pack. But I'm talking going camping for a week kind of stuff. For hoboing, if you NEED an external frame, you're humping too much shit. When I was on the road, I used a medium ALICE pack, with no frame -- since been gifted to another...
  32. Poe Boy

    tired, frustrated, im really just rambling mumble jumble

    I like to visit a lot of forums and it always makes me bust out laughing when people start talking about the end of the world kind of stuff. How hard living will be, having to find food, water and shelter everyday, etc. I try to point out that that is what life is like on most of the friggin...
  33. Poe Boy

    tired, frustrated, im really just rambling mumble jumble

    LOL, that's nothin dude, hang out at the college dumpsters. I got a fucking leather sectional couch -- LEATHER! -- no holes or nothin. Fucking kids threw it out because they graduated and didn't want to take it home (or more likely, admit to daddy what they spent their "book money" on. Gave...
  34. Poe Boy

    squatter's rights rant

    They're fucking up your shit, plain and simple. Best thing to do at this point is disappear. You're probably not going to be able to force them to leave, and even if you do, they'll blow it up on purpose (or worse) just to fuck you. So just slip out, disappear, and let them fuck themselves...
  35. Poe Boy

    Umm So what do ya do when you dont drink anymore??

    Exercise. Write. I used to write all the time. Journaling, short stories, etc Read, etc.
  36. Poe Boy

    New and need advice.

    Since he's 18, there's no declaring independence needed for welfare and such. For student loans and grants, the school can provide paperwork for him to prove that he's not still a dependent of his parents (required if you're under 24), and will greatly increase the amount of loans available...
  37. Poe Boy

    food for thought

    Yeah. 'Course, I might have had some advantages. Like the whole "Australian" thing, plus the fact that I generally kept clean and didn't walk around in pants that I pissed in two weeks ago. Now, if you walk around stinking of booze and piss with a vomit stain running down your shirt, you...
  38. Poe Boy

    mosquitos and bugs

    I eat garlic like other people eat salt. That and a big ass nasty cigar and the little fuckers steer a wide path around me.
  39. Poe Boy

    application time!

    Try to figure out what kind of mileage you can make per day, and figure out the total mileage you are going. Personally, I'd start in winter if you're going from GA, simply because ending up in Maine in winter would suck, as would starting in GA in the summer heat. Depending on the mileage you...
  40. Poe Boy

    application time!

    I thought he was looking for a job. . .
  41. Poe Boy

    food for thought

    You aksed how that "rubs people". Maybe you were making a bad attempt at slang, but the problem is, asking that way implies it should rub people the wrong way. Like the others said, you implied a judgement, intentional or not. Now I have noticed a trend for rich kids (almost always female)...
  42. Poe Boy

    now, im not new to this, but ive never

    Must be more polite people on the road today. Usually people would just pass me by, or if they tried to convey something, they just held up one finger. . .:D
  43. Poe Boy

    food for thought

    I don't care. I drive an Impala and have a good paying job. Doesn't negate my hobo years or the fact that I (or anyone) can be forced into that lifestyle at any time.
  44. Poe Boy

    Nicknames, and how you got them

    Poe Boy Roy -- cuz I used to walk around with this torn up raggedy old book of Edgar Allen Poe stories. Only a poor boy would own such a ratted out book. So in a play on words and my name, Poe Boy Roy was born. Wut -- because I did a lot of fucked up shit and the first words out of people's...
  45. Poe Boy

    Which states are you required to give a cop an i.d.?

    Although I have to point out, that if you look closely at those statutes, they say you have to identify yourself, not that you have to present identification. I.E. you don't need an ID card, license, etc, but you DO have to give them your information, and they CAN detain you (for periods that...
  46. Poe Boy

    bored and adventurous.

    I hate my life. That's why I recommended in another thread that the person study to find places they want to go and see. That way, they aren't "Wandering aimlessly, because my life sucks and I want to slit my wrists.", but have actual goals, which are now "I'm see ing places and things that...
  47. Poe Boy

    Favorite hitching sign

    I've been thinking about flying a "Yes, I was the fastest sperm" sign. Doubt I'd get many rides, though, LOL.
  48. Poe Boy

    Gear Thread (post yours)

    Damn, Ravie, I had that EXACT knife when I was a kid, never been able to find another.
  49. Poe Boy

    Waterproof liner odor?

    Yeah, they smell like refried ass when new. The big one, I think, was designed for thr medium ALICE, so if you're using a large, it won't fill the whole compartment. The smaller ones fit your three smaller pockets. Also, the big one can still be used to hold clothing or whatnot that you want...
  50. Poe Boy

    I'm terrible with introductions.

    Depends. The training I got included fire as part of the shelter section, since if you have a fire, you can have lees adequate "hard" shelter. They may have done so to fit it in the "Rule of threes", so it's easier to remember: 3 Minutes without air 3 Hours without shelter 3 Days without water...