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Whatever nevermind. See my comment below about spirituality. Not everything sexual is coarse, crude, ''locker room''. Sex is beautiful, wondrous, out of this world, and enigmatic in most ways. If ppl wanna make it vulgar or disgusting that aint my prob. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaktism

Sex is 99% spiritual/psychological. Only 1% mechanics. Hence, this question. Any dingle dork knows to put Tab A in Slot B and rub. Sex is a wonderful mystery...:)

When good hippies go BAD. Next on Lifetime. :D

Its not like I'm ...unacquainted with the female anatomy. LOL This is more of a metaphysical/tantric question at any rate.

LOL This is ''THE'' official ''Sex n Relationships'' section! This is an 'O M G' post so U can C yer way out :D This is a serious inquiry!

site also has a page called ''the finger-sniff test'. <3

Everybody talks about it like it's some mythical creature that lives in an enchanted forest...(well, it kind of is :D) Whats the easiest way to give one (or, preferably, more than one)? Are there tried and true, foolproof methods?

Rhagorol. Croeso. Gwyliwch rhag yr holl juggalos ar y safle hwn. : D

I wanna see pics of yer PILE!!! :D

I stole your idea. Tell the mods to put it back in Black Marketttttt!!!!!!!!! :D

Load 3 or 4 youtubes. Then, start the song you want to cover or take inspiration from at different, staggered times. You can slow down or speed up various youtubes. There ya go-instant harmony... (MUCH easier w/ the right software, of course :D) What's yer favorite chords? I'm a Chopin guy...so...

Mmmm, dolls

Pepper, Pippi, Skittles.

Wait wait wait How do you know I want to be introduced to your ass? What if its one of those droopy asses in old corduroys that look disheartened and sad and just kind of hang like an old pancake? If its perky and peppy and full of fun then i would gladly shake hands with it and say How dyou do? :D

Ohoho. Well we shall see about that. Prototypes are tested and waiting for shipment. Scottish game wardens developed the original Ghillie suit centuries ago..Forward video to 2:39 and watch the fun start.

True story: The USSS was inspired by Central Perk (oops, Park). I walked along the western periphery between 103rd and 59th, and as I did, -as I usually do, I looked at the winter foliage with a discerning, tactician's eye. Now, those of you who have much desired to stop awhile in such desirable...

Nooo!!!!! :D This is an actual item I want to sell!!!

GG Allin would approve, heartily.

Take a couple of yer crewmemembers with ye to bury yer loot then you'll have to leave em there so's they canna tell a soul...draw a map on vellum with a fountain pen :D

think ghillie suit.

LOL Yeah I just picked some random suitable photos off google. But the product is real!! :D

Can you spot the urban camper? Neither can snooping cops and nosy passersby! Each elegant USSS is constructed of the highest quality materials, lovingly by hand by Mankini, the renowned creator of stealth and camouflage systems since 1997. Prices available upon request: the Base level...

Yeah!! The ''modern'' ''clean'' alternatives involve hydraulic facilities and the fossil fuel industry...

Disregard that. Silly. Some friends had said most newer homes were going in without fireplaces due to city smog laws

I cache worldwide. Why carry seasonal, or heavy shit when you can just hit local caches? http://www.truthistreason.net/downloads/Special-Forces-Caching-Techniques-TC-3129A.pdf

Yes. Its shit. Dont waste yer money. Filsons and Fjall raven make some decent shit but you can just improvise yer own with beezwax and paraffin.

I prefer to just relax and let it all just plop squishy. then, remove shorts/panties, flick em into the bushes, movin on down the road! This is good for when youre on the city bus or subway, or just in a hurry and dont have the desire to stop walkin and look for a place to squat. Learnt this...

LOL Anticlimactic. If you were shitting in the Coliseum, and I were Caesar, I would def give you a thumbs down and let tigers spring out and get you.

I was there recently and asked about fireplaces. People looked at me, shocked, and were like "Thats bloody illegal! Environment, yknow"....!!!!...Cant be completely true, can it?

You're awesome. No, they most certainly DONT deserve any of your casserole! Or muffins, for that matter.::singing:: Did you just say ''literally darn"??!! I was imagining you sitting there with a ball of yarn, cursing furiously at an old limp Argyle. ::hilarious:: We could talk forever about...

I use high wind areas and places with heavy foliage to disperse fumes and smoke.

Charcoal is one of the best. Mind what Ped said about CARBON Mono.!!!!!!!!

Much depends on what sort of fuel you use. Oak, hickory, mesquite, coal, will not give you away. Pine, cedar, and other trash wood will DEFINITELY give you away.

obama halted it. i'm sure trump will....dip his little fingers in this issue. http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSFWN1DZ04I

i'll be there soon.

We do all the work, pay all the taxes Go on strike. File for unemployment, foodstamps, section 8, medicare/medicaid, disability, or other such public funds. they make all the money, buy all the guns Funny. You should see my gun cache sometime. we cant stop working because they took all the...

Ahhhh Ped. Lets hope it dont come down to molotov cocktails and tank battalions; martial law etc....But if it does...I recommend you (re) visit...this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dien_Bien_Phu https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Battle_of_the_Stronghold...

I no like misogyny. What do you do if yer girl is a horrible cook or you need your coffee or highball to be just -so-??!!! J/K!!! :D Casseroles are usually pretty gross. I refuse to pal around with ppl who are enthusiasts. They can keep their hot tuna and melted cheese/broccoli If I join a...

Whatre ya gonna do? I predicted this on stp months ago and told everybody to shake a leg. (See: Whats about to happen or somesuch by #Mankini) He has unchecked power?.....Nooooo Amigo. WE have unchecked power.

"all we need is to be pushed over the fucking edge.." I'm standing right by the edge, just a -wigglin my little piggies. Aint nobody gonna try and push me? ;D What kind of outfit do you prefer? Some are partial to the Che look....I myself like the Pancho Villa horse and bandoliers thing.

Ja. Und so. Schweinhunde!! Alle ist VERBOTEN

i do puppetshows. But I didnt see that skill/talent/gift listed. I am also a stripper.

Yeah, I was gonna say that. You never know when crazies are gonna come barrelling down an alley or maintenance workers in little John Deere motorcarts....cyclists, etc. This would be perfect IF you are out of paths, sidewalks, anyplace where the careless could drop something on you, squish you...

I know a Place. Aint nobody cryin. Talk to ppl who know Black Bear Ranch in Siskiyou Co. Theyve been doing it for almost 50 years.

I left, I'm gone. Ahahahaha Foreign girls are nice. 3 dollars for a fifth of vodka aint bad either. Exile, Baby. Its the taste of a new generation.

Cali has an official, state-sanctioned militia :D http://csmrsoldier.com/sample-page-2/

I think the Masons are amongst the coolest secret societies. I've been mistaken for one from time to time because I spout alot of arcane shit and I suppose there are organizational buzzwords...

I think I'm in Like. :)

Everything should be stripped down and visceral. I can't think of anything that is better not reduced to its lowest common denominators. People like Francis Fukuyama would disagree strongly. People who mythologize or gloss over things dislike simplification: to me this is the hallmark of deceit.