i had these two irritating cunts knock on my door" were here to save you" we here to stop you burning" fucking firemen
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hayfever and corns, jesus must love me very very much GRRRRR hayfever!fucking wattle!!!!!
was out having an el cheapo Vietnamese bowl of rice when an old lady near me began choking! no one else did anything so I jumped up and gave her the Heimlich! she was very old and very frail, anyways straight after this woman comes up and says" you did well im a nurse" I said why didn't you help? she said if something went wrong she could be SUED! horrific but true! anyways the grandson heard about it, drove out to my shipping container, took me out for a feed and drinks
its a strange world
remind me again why i ride a freaking VESPA in freaking tasmania in freaking WINTER?!?!?!?
running out of cigs
raining and im wearing "nice" clothes to avoid the boys in blue. jesus , buddha, anthony robbins help me!
hanging in the library , anyone wanna hook up? I got goon
got to love cheap rossi boots with the zipper on the side!
fucking MINUS five in the shipping container! I got a fire going and everything!!!JESUS CHRIST,BUDDHA,L,RON HUBBARD HELP ME!!!!
theres very few situations that pizze cant improve
to beard or not to beard,that is teh question
corn pads dopnt work, podiatrists cost heaps $$$, corns, the tramps curse( that and finding a place to charge your fone)
jesus its cold
rain snow and jesus wept
cant get teh chat thingy to work, says it is unsecure here fuck fuck fuck
loneliness is a sad companion
cheap deodarant, jesus must love me very much, hahahahahahahaha
an gaisgeach a tha an-còmhnaidh na h-aonar
tir na nog
dont buy cheap shoes,try to eat occaisionally
sometimes fresh socks are beyond words -
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