Ahhh, you know Christmas time is here again when you have to bail on a ride from an old creep who self-identifies as Santa Claus...
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Nothing quite as desperate as reaching out to an ex just to be reminded of a time when you weren't such an isolated weirdo.About to go tribal and use ALL of Buffalo...
r we evr gonna meet er wutPortland (the other one).At least southern ticks have the decency to be large and pluckable, unlike these wee Yankee cowards...Currently in the town after which Lyme disease is named; I fully expect to be a walking tick nursery by tomorrow.
good post on ze music videoes...Gouge Away is the jam and Tom Waits is the essence"New York, I [hate] you [and] you're bringing me down..."Asleep in the woods when some weiner teens started shining their lights on me and debating whether I was a dead body. I flipped open my tarp, shouted "LIVE body!" and watched them scurry off screaming. (Sucks that my spot was blown and I had to move, but hey, at least I got some yuks out of it!)"Hi. I'm in...Delaware."Bulletmore, Murdaland.Playing my new favorite game: Is This A Scab Or A Tick?Sitting in this D.C. library while, in the mezzanine above me, a full jazz band plays Coltrane. Step it up, other libraries...Wet feet, bug bites, open sores—new Kanye cures all...Virginia Is For FuckersTick on my diiick! (Well, technically, clinging to a pubic hair—but what kind of rhyme is "tick on my mons pubis"?)Doin' the Charleston.Fee-fi-fo-fannah—SAVANNAH. -
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