Dear Florida, May you drown in your own humidity, you roadkill-and-redneck-reeking shit swamp. Love, A Non-Mosquito
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Hey, Mississippi, I think I just found your nice part! Who knew you had beaches like THIS?So long, Illinois, ya long bastard!Mothereffing Effingham.You know you've weathered a cold night when you go for a swig of water and your jug is frozen solid."[Champaign, IL] for my real friends; real pain for my sham friends."The problem with "community" is that there will always be the unwelcome—the "other." And I'd rather be an outsider than a gatekeeper."...he left Waukegan at the slammin' of the door..."After three weeks as a housie scumbag, it feels good to return to my true form of feral dirtbag.The best part of my current houseguest status is how it affords me the opportunity to cook in a proper kitchen again.Coming back to see your old friends entrenched in their increasingly conservative suburban ideologies is a deeply troubling thing.Showered/slept indoors for the first time in almost ten months. Feelin' halfway civilized...Menomonie. (Doot-doo do-do-do.) Menomonomonie. (Doot do-do doot.)
Where you at??Goin' back to 'Sconny, 'Sconny, 'Sconny. (I don't think so.)"It's 3rd & Hennepin/And all the novels have names that sound like prostitutes" – Tom Waits browsing romance in MPLS Central Library.Ohhh, Fargo, yah? *cue Carter Burwell harp*Nobody beats the Biz-marck (except, well, everyone).Glendive, MT's motto is "Good People Surrounded By Badlands" —not to be confused with Washington, DC's "Bad People Surrounded By Maryland."That feeling when you try to kick down to a sign-flying family and you get rebuffed. (Like, shit, do I look THAT hard-up?) -
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