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100,001 hit points
LVL 5 star-shine child
6'1 ft
Alias: Van Mads
Carnivore
Earth-Fire Elemental
Special: vomit hustling piss jug wallop
Weaknesses: red heads
Status: suburban vagrant
- Website
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http://maxnorton.crevado.com/
- Location
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SLO
- Gender
- Male
- Occupation
- Crafter
- Are you traveling now?
- Planning to
- Political leanings
- Neutral Chaotic
- Skills
- culinary boob
- Instruments played
- thigh spoons
- Favorite curse word
- crud