Tristan Lear

Baboon males often approach each other and gently grasp each other's penises. Primatologists refer to this behavior as "diddling." A tension reducing gesture, akin to the human handshake, it reciprocally assures that neither party has aggressive intentions. Ancient Romans would conclude a transaction by placing their testicles in each other's palm while mutually reciting an oath - the ultimate expression of trust. The words "testimony" and "testament" both derive from this ancient practice.

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Birthday
May 21, 1984 (Age: 41)
Website
http://facebook.com/tristan.lear
Location
Tampa, FL
Gender
Male
Favorite place
the Collingwood Art Center
Occupation
Student majoring in Women's & Gender Studies
Preferred method(s) of travel
bicycle, spaceship, whatever works
Are you traveling now?
Thinking about it
Spoken Languages
English, and just enough Spanish to sound like an idiot in Spanish
Gender Identity
  1. Agender
  2. Androgyne/ Androgynous
  3. Cis Male
  4. Fourth Gender
  5. Gender Fluid
  6. Gender Nonconforming
  7. Gender Variant
  8. Genderfuck
  9. Genderqueer
  10. No Label
  11. Non-binary
  12. Pangender
  13. Third Gender
  14. Uncertain
  15. Whatever
Sexual Orientation(s)
  1. Androgynosexual
  2. Asexual
  3. Bisexual
  4. Homoflexible
  5. Omnisexual
  6. Pansexual
  7. Pomosexual
  8. Queer
Preferred pronoun
They / Them
Relationship status
Single & Not Looking
Children
No
Drink
Occasionally
Smoke
Sometimes
Drugs
Often
Political leanings
anarcha-feminist
Skills
computer nerd (as a measurement of nerdiness I can almost always get you the password to a wireless network if it uses shitty encryption) (in other words, WE WILL FIND INTERNETS)
Instruments played
the bla bla bla
Favorite curse word
shitting my dick off / you don't know dick about shit
Favorite websites
vhemt.org
trissypissy.org/files
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