SiCK cada

Hey, I'm Joe! I'm just trying to figure out how to survive as a human without losing my sanity. At least for now, until I figure out how to become something else. Like, being a bee sounded nice but I looked into it and realized that would actually kinda suck. Don't get me wrong, bees are awesome! but they do have that whole society thing going on that is very unappealing to me, as a human.

I think being a cicada would be nice. It wouldn't be that far from my life as a human, either. Just hanging out in trees screaming about how horny I am.
Location
sitting on a dick
Gender
Male
Favorite place
Slab City CA
Occupation
Carnie
Preferred method(s) of travel
Rubber Tramp
Are you traveling now?
Planning to
Spoken Languages
English
Gender Identity
  1. Gender Nonconforming
  2. Trans Man
  3. Transgender
  4. Transmasculine
  5. Whatever
Sexual Orientation(s)
  1. Gay
  2. Queer
Preferred pronoun
He / Him
Relationship status
Open / Polyamorous
Children
No
Drink
Often
Smoke
Never
Drugs
Never
Political leanings
Libertarian/Leftist/Anarchist/Communist
Skills
I'm a great salesman. that's only sometimes useful on the road, tho
Instruments played
Guitar
Favorite curse word
"Fuckass", "shitass", or "bitchass"
Favorite websites
aanr.com
wikipedia.org
youtube.com
goatse.info

Contact

Other
Spotify: trollni Discord: SexyCicada#3280

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