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Iunno. People call me Rusty, cuz that's my name. It said username is required, so my username is Required (i'm so fuckin' clever) I sold a dreadlock for beer money once. I have a bunch of dumb tattoos on my face even though my arms are barely touched. I'm cynical, jaded, self loathing, and depressing to be around, but I try to be a helpful person. I don't believe owls are real. My best friend ran me over in Slabs. I hate smoking pot, but love growing it. I always underestimate how many rolling papers I will need for an extended period of time. My dog and I shared a name for quite a while until she got her own. I'm a bit smarter than I let on, not by much though. Every song I play on guitar is the same 4 chords. I'm allergic to penicillin, because of course I'm fucking allergic to the most common antibiotic in the world. I like to pretend I'm Neal Cassidy when I drive. I can incorrectly identify any bird in North America. I cannot hold onto an ID for more than a couple of months before it disappears and I have to start the whole fuckin' process over again. I love jokes that are so stupid they make you groan.