our lady of larceny
I am a recovering addict.
I am a homeroom mother.
I am a former "crankster-gangster".
I am a former Girl Scout leader.
As you can probably tell; I am June Cleaver meets Nancy Spungen (prior to stabbing). I am currently living back in my native reigon of southeast Oklahoma. This area is referred to by many as "the armpit of America". I live with my boyfriend who is pretty much a saint for taking on me and my metric ton of emotional baggage.
I used to support myself through various criminal activity and cons while simultaneously maintaining the appearance of a church attending, volunteering, soccer mom type. PTA mom by day and criminal by night. Thankfully that mess is over and I am attempting *gulp* to live a more authentic lifestyle.
I am interested in building a small homestead/hobby farm that is sustainable and somewhat 'off-the-grid'. I am a girly girl so it should be rather interesting. I love travel and want more. I have spent the last 2 years as a couch surfing grifter. The 8 years prior to that, I had been a miserable suburbanite (one with lots of secrets lol). I have been all over the US with the exception of the northwest reigon. Also been to parts of Mexico and the Bahamas. I technically looked at Canada once while standing on a boat touring Lake Eerie.
I am a homeroom mother.
I am a former "crankster-gangster".
I am a former Girl Scout leader.
As you can probably tell; I am June Cleaver meets Nancy Spungen (prior to stabbing). I am currently living back in my native reigon of southeast Oklahoma. This area is referred to by many as "the armpit of America". I live with my boyfriend who is pretty much a saint for taking on me and my metric ton of emotional baggage.
I used to support myself through various criminal activity and cons while simultaneously maintaining the appearance of a church attending, volunteering, soccer mom type. PTA mom by day and criminal by night. Thankfully that mess is over and I am attempting *gulp* to live a more authentic lifestyle.
I am interested in building a small homestead/hobby farm that is sustainable and somewhat 'off-the-grid'. I am a girly girl so it should be rather interesting. I love travel and want more. I have spent the last 2 years as a couch surfing grifter. The 8 years prior to that, I had been a miserable suburbanite (one with lots of secrets lol). I have been all over the US with the exception of the northwest reigon. Also been to parts of Mexico and the Bahamas. I technically looked at Canada once while standing on a boat touring Lake Eerie.
- Location
- McAlester, OK
- Gender
- Female
- Favorite place
- Hard to choose but Wrightsville Beach, NC.. nice folks, beautiful almost sure shorelines. I had been to cka
- Occupation
- Jill of all nefarious trades
- Preferred method(s) of travel
- Rail
- Are you traveling now?
- Planning to
- Spoken Languages
- English (duh?), French and some sign language
- Gender Identity
- Woman
- Sexual Orientation(s)
- Pansexual
- Voyeur
- Preferred pronoun
- She / Her
- Relationship status
- Partnership
- Children
- Yes
- Drink
- Never
- Smoke
- Never
- Drugs
- I'm addicted!
- Political leanings
- Anarchist
- Skills
- Retail theft, crocheting, sewing, canning, writing, general anti-social fuckery
- Instruments played
- Piano
- Favorite curse word
- Scallywag