Neogodhobo

So I left home at 17, told myself I would either enroll in the army, or go travel, so I went travel. ended up being homeless for 8 years, give or take. I traveled my country all these years ( Canada ) At first I was hitchhiking, and it was lots of fun, I had met a few train-hoppers but I hated their guts as all they wanted to do is fight each other.. Anyway so I met this girl who her boyfriend was hopping train, the guy was decent and he showed me how eventually. Thats when I began hating hitchhiking, after my first ride, in a 48, I fell in love. so I kept traveling and trying to hitch less possible. So this guy, Stinky Steve ( also goes by : Homeless Steve, for his knuckle tattoos ``H O M E L E S S `` ) had 2 Rottweiler, one black, and one, surprisingly, blond. ( yes, blond, now accept that fact goddammit )
The black one, was pregnant ( by mistake ) and Steve wanted to go to his hometown of Saskatoon, SK to deliver the baby`s. I took the pregnant one, Kyle, and he took Godzilla, the blond one.

So anyway I delivered the baby alone in Winnipeg, Manitoba. and I kept the first one who fell on my lap out of her baby delivering machine ( ) because I didnt know what to do. Anyway thats how I got my dog.

Then I continued traveling until some rich guy tried beating me up for cleaning his windshield. I got him pretty bad and went to jail. Witness told court he hit me up and I got out with 2 years condition and a Criminal file.

So then I settled for my probation, met a 6 year older woman while searching for a job and fell in love. Thats about the time she changed me completely. She is the Grunge type so at least I can remain somewhat filthy ( I was the crustiest mofo back then ) anyway and now were married and I work for some shitty job, and I still give my dogs lots of walk, ( from my town to Montreal, wich is about 13 hour hike in the fields )

Well....that resume all the important part.