If youre ever in a tough situation with a crazy person, just look them in the eyes while screaming "have you ever seen someone eat their own shit?" and reach down around to your asshole and pretend to try to poop.
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Ive found the best way to not get caught shoplifting is to eat while pretending to shop and push it to the check-out and then act like you have to go run and grab your wallet and youll be right back. works for me at least.
Don't swim in my toilet and I wont pee in your pool.
jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
anyone near Gainesville ga that wants to chill and drink some beers drop me a line.
I hate Georgia. I hate fire ants, rednecks and hot weather at night.
Nows the time to be liberating things from porches if you live on the Carolina coast.
today is the perfect day to get out on the water with my kayak. Now to get some fucking beers
Thinking about a Ga to Az adventure. Any Suggestions or experience would be rad.
my best friend killed themselves yesterday. we were planning one last summer trip. Fuck off suicide.
Funny how one word can bring back a flood of old memories.
that great time of year is coming up where you can walk for miles and not have a heat stroke. Time to start planning a new adventure.
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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