Geez you still use a CCG, ive upgraded to a SRL (Staff Replacement List; its kind of top secret, ask CXR he has one.)
Please that is nothing!
- The Pig Latin version of the CCG
- a 32 oz. of Highlife bottle of oogle blood that I collected from a scumbag near the Desert Yard
- 3 used condoms from the jungle in Whitefish (it's my new collection I started)
- 1 Flesh Light to loan out to lonely travelers so they leave me alone
- a full deck of Garbage Pale Kid cards complete with rock hard tasteless gum
-i bring my own UP unit chair with me for a cush boxcar ride (cutting patches out of the seats is for pussies, go big or go home.)
50,000 hits of MDMA and a creeping sense of middle-aged guilt, I guess.
this is crazy!!!, i also used to carry around a 3.5 cannonball but i think it was from the civil war because i found it on the banks of appalacheecola river. its rad to be able to say, "hey do you wanna see the cannon ball i found?" i stopped carrying it when it started to rust really major a few months after i dug it up.
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Found it at a bus stop in Sacramento, it's in my wallet. I also have a little Meade notebook filled with writings by someone who thought they were involved in international espionage and being followed by a malevolent blonde transexual spy.
INB4 the staff replacement list gets burnt out.
Dick.
Well you are not doing a very good job!!Seriously, we (you know who WE is) are trying to keep the SRL under wraps so people like the ones on this site don't get their hands on it.
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