What follows is a short compendium of scams, grifts, cons, and general recommendations for the perpetration of blatant thievery, all centered around the exploitable playground that is the University. Yet this isn’t a guide just for college students. On the contrary, the majority of the tactics described herein are intended to be put at the disposal of anyone who sets foot on a university campus, particularly if it’s for the express purpose of defraudment.