Pickup line megathread?

watson · Oct 31, 2020

Didn’t we used to have one years ago? Maybe it got purged out. Anyways give me your best pickup lines dirty kid style!

Matt Derrick · Oct 31, 2020

"I didn't know angels wore butt flaps"
"your dumpster, or mine?"

Influential · Nov 1, 2020

Ur skin is smooth like Steelies and dumpster melon.

Deleted member 30226 · Jan 18, 2021

This may be your last opportunity to offer to take ME out to dinner --- as I count the change in my hand for a 40.

Odin · Jan 18, 2021

I thought Chicago deep dish dumpster was fine but your New York thin crust makes me want to make you mine!

CoyoteAnnabis · Feb 8, 2021

Is that a rail spike in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

iamwhatiam · Feb 9, 2021

"Hey baby, you look like you could use a good stick-and-poke"

iamwhatiam · Feb 9, 2021

"I'm so horny I'm about to busk. I'm gonna sidewalk slam you so hard tonight, you won't be able to hop on the fly for a week."

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