Cheap gear?

a hoe handle with a table cloth full of shit tied to it. you can use to handle for a weapon, make a guitar, sexual gratification, poking around dumpsters. the cloth can be put over a park picnic table so you dont look like a bum and hide your crap underneath it. a tent. a beach towel clothing for fat people, etc etc
 
there always wal-mart.... they used to have these camoflauge remington hiking packs for 20some bucks but i dont think they sell those anymore..... i think now they have 2 different coleman packs... one is 60 some dollars the other is around 30 i think...... i mean theyre cheap as shit but by the time it's completely falling apart youll have gotten your money's worth out of it....and if yer slick like that you can throw a few items in there and go to the self checkout