Worst/Dirtiest squat you ever squatted?

[SleazeLightning]

Paradise City, Killadelphia...at least there were always elevator shafts to throw shit into.

 

[Nelco]

Damn. that some crazy stories.
never laid around needles, never will.
i accidentally got stabbed by one, in an alley, when i was younger and will move along if i see needles around..needle phobic now.

 

[earthowl]

okay,
so i was in Berkeley right?
i went there to play music with my band on our way down the coast, and me and my road dog we decided to ditch the rest of our band for the night because we were invited to go drink at this squat house with some old friends and the kids we were with arent down with alcohol because their stupid, but andyways. we went to some dog park and drank a whole bunch and then headed to the squat (near the bart station main entrace, that area) and it was like this.... old auto shop? it was kinda neat looking from the out side not so bad you know? ( and keep this in mind, we were with "those" kinda kids, the ones who take so much damn pride on the blood and puke stains on their shirts, and their slightly regretable knuck tatts they dont remember getting that they're no longer able to function like a real person. yeah...) so as soon as we walked in one of the guys turns around once the door is shut and were all in and pukes everywhere. all over some kids scabies infested poop bed. there was black mold and this weird orange/yellow slime shit everywhere when i went to sit down. like on every chair... it was fucked up. NO JOKE when the guy was packing a bowl he had to grab it back from my friend so he could wipe his fucking semen off it. he was fucking insane it was hillarious! but the worst thing, and im not saying ive never witnessed a squat with a designated shit room, but they had the most digusting fucking room ever. the WHOLE floor whole thing, you were stepping in like 1/2 inch of piss n shit its was fucked up there was shit smeared everywhere. its was like a fucking diahrea finger painting party. you really have no idea how fucking sick that shit was. from what i hear the place got busted. but yeah. it was the dirtiest.

 

[Monkeywrench]

If Paradise City is seriously the worst squat you've been to, you're in for a shock.

 

[smellsea]

the arcade in birmingham. right before irondale. it got worst! so gross. we busted into the salon behind it where the fire was, that wasnt so bad after we swept up. but the one back room in the arcade we would go back to when the nice place we were staying in was hot (sometimes the cops would speed check people in the parkinglot) because it was a freezer for the restaurant, kinda insulted, nice in february. but there was fucking SHIT every where in all the rooms, except that one, from this shitty ass home bum freedom.. don't get me wrong the guy grew on me, i ended up getting his wake up for him more then once, but that dude, i swear it was like he'd roll over, shit, pull his pants back up.. if he even made it that far... and keep sleeping. the worst part about the shit every where, there was no fuckiing toilet paper!! any where!!! i even got him a bucket, but he just kept doing it. marking his territory maybe?

 

[Pheonix]

Sorry I don't want to type my squat story when I already did, you can read it here

http://squattheplanet.com/threads/16th-and-summit-squat-idiots-cops-and-the-fire-dept.5208/

 

[billyriot]

Halloween of last year in Grand Rapids, MI. We broke into a squat down the street from a party we went to, and at first sight, we thought we found a gold mine.. Working lights, a bathroom, and three bedrooms; enough for a few kids to enjoy themselves comfortably for the remainder of their stay, not. Got to the top floor of this house, and found a furnished mattress and some random shit strung across the room. I found what I thought was a jug of chase, since we brought a bottle of vodka with us to celebrate our find; one whiff of the juice, and I knew it was all bad--spilled it all over my pants, got fed up and went to sleep.

Next morning, we wake up to a mattress stained with piss, dirty rigs all over the floor, the mystery chase which turned out to be a gallon of jenkem (fucking awesome, right?) and a bathroom with ripped bags of bloody shit thrown all over the place. Checked all the bedrooms-- same thing: rigs, piss, and shit everywhere! After realizing our dream squat was a horrible nightmare, we hopped out the window we smashed and never looked back. And I'm pretty damn sure the last owner of this squat died there, seeing as how every entrance was locked up or boarded, minus the window we smashed.

 

[sepiastain]

In Atlanta anyone ever squat underneath the disused bridge of off Northside Drive near the Bluff? That was my worst someone thought it'd be a good idea to make a mountain out of all the rigs they could find. So that's what you see as soon as you walk in. I think someone had been murdered or had the shit kicked out of them down there, atleast that's what all the bloody rags and shit suggestedHomebums sleeping on the bridge above you throwing their shit down on our little spot figuratively and literally. Still had some good times, meet some cool people. Would stop in Atlanta again

 

[streetsavvy]

Lol I have a crappy pic of the hallway in the pink squat in NOLA. I realize this thread is totally dead but I felt I had to post it I stay there most of the time when i'm in town. It's so gross, but I love it there

 

[tobepxt]

This one was pretty bad.. there was hardly a roof, foot keept going through the floors, no way to fortify it. we entered through a missing wall on the back, but it had no glass in the windows and lots of boards missing from the walls.. it was a dump. full on decay.

 

[p4r4d0x]

My condemned grandparents house when I was a kid, the city had to get the police to come make the 3 of us leave.
Kerosene heater in the living room lol

 

[valiumcake]

Pink House in NOLA. We dubbed it the Trash Can House. Piss, shit, trash, rigs, bed bugs, you name it everywhere. Smelled like death. Recently there was a fire there so doesn't look like it will be used anymore. Or some junkies will occupy it, either one.

 

[birdsonthebat]

The corner of poepping and south broad, st Louis. Bombed out from a Meth lab explosion and across the street from a methadone clinic that shared space with a soup kitchen. The basement was often occupied by transgender prostitutes servicing a client soooo plenty of used condoms.
Stayed three months with a dude that could fix anything when he was sober. That wasn't often but we jacked electricity straight from the pole. We cleaned that place up. Fixed the toilet and even hung some curtains. The thing that made it the worst was how dangerous that area was. I left in the middle of the night after the third person to be stabbed (he died) right in front of the place.
If I hadn't stayed drunk I wouldn't have survived a day. Missouri is one vast wasteland and st Louis its Meth lab.

 

[enocifer]

Worst squats I saw were the abandoned/fucked-up buildings in New Orleans after Katrina. Black mold. Yeeagck.

 

[Psi em]

Composting Toilet! Too many needless and disturbing poop stories here. Grab a bucket, dig a hole, steal a rubbish bin... There's so many things you can do with the poop without having to smell it or walk in it. ::nailbiting::

 

[Wrecked Liberty]

I think that I know which squat is the "poop squat" it was a huge upstairs downstairs double shot gun house with connecting stair case its located on North Vallier and St. Roche . That poor house became the poop squat from being the main squat for kids staying in the quarter and when St Roche tavern was still in its hay day you were right down the street from the Quarter, Saint Roche Tavern and Hanks. So many travelers stayed there because it was a safe place to be. It started first with the tub and then the whole bottom floor went to hell with all the drunks early morning squirts. Horrible bussines. Some junkie hippies lived there for awhile filling the floor with needles and broken glass pipes. The neighbors were awesome and friendly, I miss that place it was like home to me for so long. The winter it snowed in New Orleans was the same time we drug up and old christmass tree for a smell good. That christmass tree stayed there for years I believe. I have recently went back to that house and some one actually renovated nicelly. Once twenty of us were dragged out of that house by NOPD and all arrested lots of memories in that house, sucks that it went to shit.

 

[pigpen]

I forget if it was chestnut or walnut bridge in philly, but the last time I was there a couple months ago it was all kinds of fucked up. Between the trash, rigs, shit stained undies, gay porn and unidentifiable rotting matter it was pretty bad. Not to mention one night it rained cats and dogs and the shit flooded at like three in the morning after the four of us drank three half jigs of old crow and had an impromptu fight club. Oh yeah and the steam pipes leaked scolding water down upon you if you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. needless to say I didn't stay long and wouldn't recommend it as a camp spot for others.

The pink house was pretty bad the last time I saw it two years ago, I can only imagine what it would look like these days...

Sam I Am was staying in an ex-hoarder house in nola (8th ward) that was pretty bad, but he found a bottle of codeine and some gold jewelry in there which was pretty cool.

 

[Desperado Deluxe]

scary gary indianna so many squats but their all so full of garbage that there is nowhere to sleep. i just found a place to crash somewhere outside instead and walked outta town the next day

 

[6bummin6it6]

probably the grossest place i have stayed was an old grain storage thing, there was a bunch of old, rotten, moldy grain and korn on the floor, dead birds, coon shit, some places had big puddles of gross ass water, the stench was overbearing, overall a pretty gross place, but, human existence ya know?

 

[JillyBoe]

Man. I swear I will sleep in an alleyway before I sleep in some of the shit holes I just read about. 2 years and I have never stayed in a squat house. I've been to some party houses that were pretty raunchy though.