Well it went more like.....
"We should make a baby soon"
Me huh....hey want to go to south America?
"I guess we can wait on a kid for that, how will we get there? If you weren't such a bitch and paranoid of getting kid napped, we could walk"
Me no Im just lazy Im tired of sleeping in the fucking rain!
"Puss"
Me wtf
"Lets have a child, after I get back from NY, you coming with me"
Me not this time, we will end up stuck in fucking jersey again, plus I have a project Im working on.
"What kid napper repellent? meeeeeeooooowwwww!"
Me wtf!
The very next day after the lady takes off down the road strapped to a tattered pack:
Ring ring ring "what's up? How is the anti kid nap serum coming"
Me gahhhaaaa! What's wrong with you?
"Meow"
Me whatever, I bought a yacht
"Wtf, did you steal it where the fuck did you get a god damned yacht? Toys r us?"
Me no, the marina
"Wait, what? Like actual human sized not just for squirrels?"
Me yup, I spent all our money on roulette and won
"That will get us to south America, fuck I knew there was a reason i kept hanging out with you"
Me golly thanks.
"If I catch you gambling again Im going to use the skillet to knock some sence into you, but love you, your awesome babe"
Me I know, love you too. I bet you poop when you get to jersey!
For the win hahah