The weirdest intro's you've ever seen?

(It's impossible to search for this because of all the introductions, let me know if there's already a thread).

A certain recent introduction that will go unreferenced made me laugh quite a bit because of its absurdity.

I have only been here a couple months, though, and only read about half the introductions. Are there any really weird/dumb/funny intro's I've missed?

I'm half expecting someone to link me back to mine...I only mention this because now if someone did that, it wouldn't be too original haha.

-Christopher