How I Got To the End of a Rainbow

If I could get someone to verify this for me if they are near Charleston, WV, that'd be great.
So I'm from the Shenandoah Valley where there are a lot of rainbows. I was in Lewisburg on my way back to my hometown and being kicked out of town by vicious WV police (I had until sundown) for "sleeping in a woodpile" near where a black guy worked at. So I stopped at a Ronceverte Baptist, I think, and told them my story. I asked if they'd drive me to the nearest bus station and hook me up with a ticket (churches can be nice when you're stranded.)

They did me better than that. The pastor gets this lumberjack to drive me 4 hours to my destination. Well, I've been gone from my hometown all my life, traveling with my family, or on my own. We are right at the town limits when a double rainbow appears in the sky, with one of the two rainbows (is this considered a double rainbow?) ending on the interstate.

I was mad as shit because this guy was telling me we were at the end of the rainbow and you could barely see it, so I didn't notice it at first, but I think we were in the orange part of the color spectrum.

He kept going because I was so mad, then bought me a hotel room and gave me $50 (nothing shady.) That night there was crazy gay sex on every TV channel I looked at.

You'll never find anybody else who's done it, except that guy who drove me, but he doesn't count because you never would have known about him without me.

A lot of kids would probably be going there from Richmond.

I'm just kidding. What really happened was, I met Rainbow Brite and we shot some heroin under a bridge. She passed out, and I said, "Rainbow Brite, don't you have to save the world?"
She was like "Go fuck an elf faggot."
So I was like, "I didn't think elves existed until I met you, so okay."
Then there was a leprechaun and I asked him if a leprechaun was technically a fairy and we got busy. I went to check on Rainbow Brite cause there was a Carebear but she'd been discontinued.