woke up yesterday in handcuffs for a open alcohol ticket from a year ago and was ror'd, had the cop drop me off at the bar then got a 12 got on a train found some money on the ground went to the beach, a woman bought me some drinks and dinner kept drinking with her until she literally pissed herself, (i cant find competition constantly), must have had 18 or so beers and about 5, 6 shots personally, i obviously had to go and hitchiked about an hour or so driving away where i got some more beer and smoked a wet or two , did the banana peel thing (in the spange thread) but just found a banana peel and literally threw it down in front of the person walking in the store, dude i just saved your life how bout some change for a beer? it worked suprisingly well until the police came, "what are you doing?" "dude watch out for that banana peel!" they were not amused but i kept saying it until they had enough and let me go tripping nuts drunk, fell asleep somewhere, managed to get some shampoo, deodorant, toothbrushpaste, lotion, monster rehab(shit is good), water, food,washed up in the bathroom at a store,bout to get lunch.. but woke up with nothing in my pockets.. no wait, a pinbutton that says "your mom" on it, my id, and some papers. hope i dont git in trouble writing about all this ...eventually...does anyone understand this?