Mailing myself to Europe

[castler]

I'd just make myself a human cannonball and fly over the border.

 

[reeed]

Don't listen to the haters man!
Get in your box and do your thing boi!
Put little feet holes so you can poke your feet out and literally walk yourself to the place and pop in your little box shell...

 

[StructuratedFire]

I will tell you not to do it because you may die.

A realistic way to mail yourself is become a volunteer or worker in boat/cruise/ etc. You work with them and you get to travel for free to europe or you wish.
There are websites similar to wwooff what offer this kind of exchange .

Have a nice.
I hope I helped.
Thanks.