im halfway done writing a novel

[MRSAnary]

sometimes im sentimental and sometimes im the opposite of that. sometimes drunk, or sober. i like strongbow cider. im friends with everyone. i have no enemies. i understand all the secrets of life. i invented both the train and train riding. i have a diesel electric engine in my left testicle. in the right is the ark of the covenant. the dong what divides them and hangs tightly below them into the stale air of my button fly hot topic jeans is the gnosis youve been looking for. bitch, fuck me bitch.