Weapons of (upper) class destruction

TheUndeadPhoenix

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So I was wondering. If you could have any weapon you can hold in your hand(s) (excluded: nuclear football, civil war cannons and gatling guns and guns that are only really seen in funny video games and cartoons), what would you take? Consider this, because one day, you may have to choose. Pick a melee (hand to hand), side arm (pistol, SMG) and main weapon. You can pick the Minigun, because you actually can fire them by yourself. No 2 man WWII trench guns though.

My pick would be this
Melee Cutlass (pirate sword)
Sidearm Škorpion vz. 61
Main XM177e2 with master-key, remove the handle, add scope.

I would customize the guns as much as I could, such as polishing the slides, better sights, etc.
 

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4 1'2" blade boot knife...and I'd never carry a side arm unless there was an armed revolution or zombie Apocalypse. In that case I'd probably opt for a pump action 12 gauge shotgun
 
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4 1'2" blade boot knife...and I'd never carry a side arm unless there was an armed revolution or zombie Apocalypse. In that case I'd probably opt for a pump action 12 gauge shotgun
They have a gun called the Taurus Judge that fires .357 bullets and 12 guage buckshot.
 

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My melee weapon would be an Ingelrii or Ulfbehrt blade (new, somehow, and not a pile of rust).
My sidearm would be a 12 gauge shotgun.
My main weapon would be a Kalash 74 or 105.
 
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AK47
Weapon of choice in places like Somilia.
 

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Melee- Pen and paper
Side arm- Megaphone
Backup plan- back pack full of as much Octanitrocubane as I can carry, hooked to a heart monitor. Should take out quite a lot of city blocks.
 
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fuck modern day weapons.

Oak club/staff tipped with obsidian spikes (or wooden, as i used to own a weapon/staff like this)
Obsidian deer antler knife
 
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