this was one for the books

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Don't know where to start. But I was hitching in Massachusetts. Some nice lady picks me up and brings me to the next town. Shes in awe of my lifestyle. So I get her number because she said she would gimme a ride more south in a couple days. So we end up texting and all, talking about real shit and soceity blah blah. I said I'm taking the train to Boston and dont need a ride. She insists on taking me grocery shopping at the least. She picked me up and brought me to her house. She had three kids. Let me shower (which I dont care for but she wanted it) so we go grocery shopping and she get me some canned goods. After she wants to goto a bar for a few drinks. I'm like yeah soubds good. Keep in mind this women is like 54 years old (smoking hot for her age) so we have a few and then we start making out at the bar. I'm only 26 so this is different for me. So we end up going to this pond. I fucked her in the ass and all around for hours. This women is older then my mom. Anyways she asked me before she drops me off if I need anything. I say honestly I could use 20 bucks to get the bus outta NYC and she hands me 300$ I literally almost cried. This is what adventuring is about. Meeting the best people and fucking them in the ass. Just kidding and all respect towards women. Just wanted to share
 
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wow that day just got better and better, reminds me of a story my buddy Paul told me - he was hitching across England one summer and met a cool couple who turned out to be swingers - just before they dropped him off they found a quiet spot in the woods and Paul fucked the women on the bonnet of the car while husband watched - afterwards he even shook his hand and thanked him !
 
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oh yea, mr antonio banderass :D i got one to compete. i hitched through harpers ferry wv and a soccer mom with 3 screamin kids gave me a handjob in the 10 minutes it took us to get to the AT trailhead. no, that doesnt really compete with yourz. :D
 
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This is how I roll almost every day well every other week. I love you bro I'll travel with you any fucking day of the week .......wait what day is it....it's ass day kick down ....


Don't know where to start. But I was hitching in Massachusetts. Some nice lady picks me up and brings me to the next town. Shes in awe of my lifestyle. So I get her number because she said she would gimme a ride more south in a couple days. So we end up texting and all, talking about real shit and soceity blah blah. I said I'm taking the train to Boston and dont need a ride. She insists on taking me grocery shopping at the least. She picked me up and brought me to her house. She had three kids. Let me shower (which I dont care for but she wanted it) so we go grocery shopping and she get me some canned goods. After she wants to goto a bar for a few drinks. I'm like yeah soubds good. Keep in mind this women is like 54 years old (smoking hot for her age) so we have a few and then we start making out at the bar. I'm only 26 so this is different for me. So we end up going to this pond. I fucked her in the ass and all around for hours. This women is older then my mom. Anyways she asked me before she drops me off if I need anything. I say honestly I could use 20 bucks to get the bus outta NYC and she hands me 300$ I literally almost cried. This is what adventuring is about. Meeting the best people and fucking them in the ass. Just kidding and all respect towards women. Just wanted to share
 

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