Can you spot the urban camper? Neither can snooping cops and nosy passersby!
Each elegant USSS is constructed of the highest quality materials, lovingly by hand by Mankini, the renowned creator of stealth and camouflage systems since 1997.
Prices available upon request: the Base level, original Mk 1 Model 1A USSS starts at 19.99, plus shipping.
The Starbucks starts at 24.99.
The Road Warrior starts at 24.99.
The Ferrari (tm pending) upscale USSS starts at 34.99.
Handcrafted in Colorado and available exclusively on Squat The Planet.
With the new USSS, you can plop down any old place and stay dry, warm, and completely undetected.
The USSS is a revolutionary new stealth system developed by urban campers, for urban campers. Are you tired of being told to ''move it along'' by hassling cops? Tired of getting rained on, sniffed by curious pets, or drenched by water sprinklers? Want to stay toasty and dry in subzero conditions? With the new USSS, you can read, listen to music, eat, or masturbate in complete privacy!
Each USSS is constructed of the finest quality materials, sourced locally in the beautiful Rocky Mountains of Colorado. The base layer is buttery soft 10 mil plastic sheeting, with an additional layer of top secret Starlite insulation and macrame camouflage. USSS is used by snipers, countersnipers, surveillance personnel, and special units like GSG9, Delta, SBS, ISA, and many others worldwide! The USSS includes hand-printed instructions.
Winter, Summer, and Regional variants available upon request.
USPS shipping 5-10 days; will Fedex or Priority Express if needed.
Each elegant USSS is constructed of the highest quality materials, lovingly by hand by Mankini, the renowned creator of stealth and camouflage systems since 1997.
Prices available upon request: the Base level, original Mk 1 Model 1A USSS starts at 19.99, plus shipping.
The Starbucks starts at 24.99.
The Road Warrior starts at 24.99.
The Ferrari (tm pending) upscale USSS starts at 34.99.
Handcrafted in Colorado and available exclusively on Squat The Planet.
With the new USSS, you can plop down any old place and stay dry, warm, and completely undetected.
The USSS is a revolutionary new stealth system developed by urban campers, for urban campers. Are you tired of being told to ''move it along'' by hassling cops? Tired of getting rained on, sniffed by curious pets, or drenched by water sprinklers? Want to stay toasty and dry in subzero conditions? With the new USSS, you can read, listen to music, eat, or masturbate in complete privacy!
Each USSS is constructed of the finest quality materials, sourced locally in the beautiful Rocky Mountains of Colorado. The base layer is buttery soft 10 mil plastic sheeting, with an additional layer of top secret Starlite insulation and macrame camouflage. USSS is used by snipers, countersnipers, surveillance personnel, and special units like GSG9, Delta, SBS, ISA, and many others worldwide! The USSS includes hand-printed instructions.
Winter, Summer, and Regional variants available upon request.
USPS shipping 5-10 days; will Fedex or Priority Express if needed.
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