Doobie_D
The Slack Action Hero
This morning as i sat in my tent out in the woods slowly waking up, drinking instant coffee, and talking with my dog about how she needs to put some hustle in her game if were gonna bag a few local squirrles.. It hit me! Talkin bout a capital number 2.
Then i got to thinking about a practice that id long used while out on the road and in the jungle. Talkin bout the bag poop. Its very simple...
Over the years id noticed many turds all over various jungles. There were some cases when people meant well and dug a hole for their shit and either plain missed it or the hole wasnt deep enough and eventually the pile was back out amongst the world where many an unwary traveler has plopped their bag down right on top.
Its just like picking up after your dog (like you should!). Keep a few of those plastic grocery/beer bags you get from the store or some doggy bags and when you gotta go just spread it out on the ground, dook into it, piss IN FRONT OF YOU, wipe, put those in there too, tie it, Double bag it, and dispose of in a responsible manner. Fuck, ive carried my own shit bag MILES before till ive found a trash can to chuck it in (Hamlet).
*** Alternately if you like the feeling of pooping directly into your own hand but hate the mess (hey ive met people that do) just put the bag over your hand, let 'er rip, and pull your hand which now clutches a mound of shit through the bag.
This may take a bit of practice to become accurate. I would suggest your mothers living room, as its a safe place within a safe distance to a real toilet and shower if you should happen to mess up. You dont wanna be all by yourself in the wilderness when doing this for the first time. TRUST ME.
This is also good for shitting on trains. I like to have some cardboard under the bag as a buffer and an old plastic bottle or something to piss in. Hint: DONT piss in the bag or you'll have a drippy, pissy, shitty, mess that will get everywhere. OR: DO piss in it and then when your done go find your friends and wave it round yer head like a helicopter. If thats how yall roll. ( im looking in your direction GG fans) Also makes a killer smiley if you add some ballast.
Anyways.. This is some common sense shit but just in case this has never crossed your mind or if you dont sit around dreaming about various ways to responsibly drop a deuce in an irresponsible and toiletless world then there ya go.
Have fun.
Then i got to thinking about a practice that id long used while out on the road and in the jungle. Talkin bout the bag poop. Its very simple...
Over the years id noticed many turds all over various jungles. There were some cases when people meant well and dug a hole for their shit and either plain missed it or the hole wasnt deep enough and eventually the pile was back out amongst the world where many an unwary traveler has plopped their bag down right on top.
Its just like picking up after your dog (like you should!). Keep a few of those plastic grocery/beer bags you get from the store or some doggy bags and when you gotta go just spread it out on the ground, dook into it, piss IN FRONT OF YOU, wipe, put those in there too, tie it, Double bag it, and dispose of in a responsible manner. Fuck, ive carried my own shit bag MILES before till ive found a trash can to chuck it in (Hamlet).
*** Alternately if you like the feeling of pooping directly into your own hand but hate the mess (hey ive met people that do) just put the bag over your hand, let 'er rip, and pull your hand which now clutches a mound of shit through the bag.
This may take a bit of practice to become accurate. I would suggest your mothers living room, as its a safe place within a safe distance to a real toilet and shower if you should happen to mess up. You dont wanna be all by yourself in the wilderness when doing this for the first time. TRUST ME.
This is also good for shitting on trains. I like to have some cardboard under the bag as a buffer and an old plastic bottle or something to piss in. Hint: DONT piss in the bag or you'll have a drippy, pissy, shitty, mess that will get everywhere. OR: DO piss in it and then when your done go find your friends and wave it round yer head like a helicopter. If thats how yall roll. ( im looking in your direction GG fans) Also makes a killer smiley if you add some ballast.
Anyways.. This is some common sense shit but just in case this has never crossed your mind or if you dont sit around dreaming about various ways to responsibly drop a deuce in an irresponsible and toiletless world then there ya go.
Have fun.
