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Summer Fashion Tips for Discerning Travelers

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AlwaysLost

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Summer is upon us and that means its time to ditch those ugly nylon rain ponchos and get ourselves into something more fashionable.

First of all black snot rags hung around the neck are so cliche. Let's show the opinionated townies of the world that we have class.

Let's swap those rags out with a nice lightly colored dress shirts and ties freshly commandeered from the bourgessie pigs at Goodwill. In another show of class we do not ever take from nonprofit thrift stores.

Since it is summer time we want lightly colored breathable fabrics unless it is a windy hot day which the researchers have discovered loose fitting black clothing actually keeps us the coolest. Those bedoin nomads can't be wrong.

And yes folks its time to ditch those polyesters till fall. Natural fibers like cotton and ramie keep us much cooler.

A nice pair of khaki work pants couples nicely with the shirt and tie. But nothing says tourist like a nice Hawaii n shirt.

But there's good news for those die hard survivalist s out there. Its 2017 and camo is in in in.

And lastly don't forget to accessorize!
 
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Grubblin

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Wait! Now, there's fashion involved in this lifestyle? Holy shit, I'm old! No one ever tells me anything. I'll just stick with my plaid golf pants, pulled up to my navel, my jet black socks, and my shiny white shoes. It's a look that's always been out of style so I know I'm consistent. Yeah, CONSISTENT = WINNING!
 
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AlwaysLost

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Wait! Now, there's fashion involved in this lifestyle? Holy shit, I'm old! No one ever tells me anything. I'll just stick with my plaid golf pants, pulled up to my navel, my jet black socks, and my shiny white shoes. It's a look that's always been out of style so I know I'm consistent. Yeah, CONSISTENT = WINNING!

I just have a weird sense of humor. I did throw in a few legit tips on staying cool! You sound pretty stylish to me. First rule of fashion is to be yourself. You are a trendsetter my friend!
 
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