wizehop
Chasing the Darkness
Almost killed a crack head just now:
So...I wake up this morning and head downstairs to make coffee. As I'm putting water in the kettle, I hear this rustling noise coming from outback where the garbage cans are, followed by the sounds of one of the cans rolling away. Sounded just like those big wheels we had as kids.
Obviously I'm like WTF, so I go look out the window and some guy is walking off with one of our garbage cans like it no big deal. Putting on my shoes I head out and follow him for 3 and a half blocks, the whole time this guys walking like hes out for a Sunday stroll. I'm like is this shit really a thing that is happening right now?
He finally pulls in to his place on Rochester and as he turns around I'm like "is that my !@#$%^& garbage can"?... He realizes hes busted right off the bat, and then goes on to tell me how he was just "borrowing it" to take the empties back and that we was going to "return it" once he was done.
I then proceeded to take out the two cases of empties that where in the can and threw them over his front yard (in hind site the street would have been more dramatic, but fuck, I was still half asleep). I also made it very clear what would happen to him if I ever saw him close to our house ever again.
With him standing there in shock I took my garbage can and walked to the corner store to buy sugar, since I was already there and I needed some anyhow. I even brought the garbage can into the store with me cause obviously its not safe outside.
The man who owns the store and his family where all there of course. All sitting around the front cash talking...They didn't even bat an eyelash. So I bought my sugar, grabbed our garbage can and headed home to make coffee.
So...I wake up this morning and head downstairs to make coffee. As I'm putting water in the kettle, I hear this rustling noise coming from outback where the garbage cans are, followed by the sounds of one of the cans rolling away. Sounded just like those big wheels we had as kids.
Obviously I'm like WTF, so I go look out the window and some guy is walking off with one of our garbage cans like it no big deal. Putting on my shoes I head out and follow him for 3 and a half blocks, the whole time this guys walking like hes out for a Sunday stroll. I'm like is this shit really a thing that is happening right now?
He finally pulls in to his place on Rochester and as he turns around I'm like "is that my !@#$%^& garbage can"?... He realizes hes busted right off the bat, and then goes on to tell me how he was just "borrowing it" to take the empties back and that we was going to "return it" once he was done.
I then proceeded to take out the two cases of empties that where in the can and threw them over his front yard (in hind site the street would have been more dramatic, but fuck, I was still half asleep). I also made it very clear what would happen to him if I ever saw him close to our house ever again.
With him standing there in shock I took my garbage can and walked to the corner store to buy sugar, since I was already there and I needed some anyhow. I even brought the garbage can into the store with me cause obviously its not safe outside.
The man who owns the store and his family where all there of course. All sitting around the front cash talking...They didn't even bat an eyelash. So I bought my sugar, grabbed our garbage can and headed home to make coffee.
