If I am wrong and your original response was not taken out of context (i.e. you being sarcastic, implying "wow your so punk) than I completely apologize. But as for constructive, mature, etc. I have been very let down so far by what could be a cool site.
Well written! I could almost visualize all the colorful characters you described and understand how you felt. And I think the homo/shudder moments just brought some (needed) humor to the story. Hetero people wouldn't be upset if gay people describedt our lifestyle was "icky." Geesh, relax people. Good luck!
The first $50 in donations go towards paying our monthly server fees and adding new features to the website. Once this goal is reached, we'll see about feeding Matt that burrito.
Buy Matt a Beer
$20.00 of $75.00
Now that we have the bills paid for this month, let's give Matt a hearty thank you by buying him a drink for all the hard work he's done for StP. Hopefully this will help keep him from going insane after a long day of squishing website bugs.
Feed Matt a Burrito
$20.00 of $100.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt has a beer in his hand, how about showing him your love by rewarding all his hard work with a big fat burrito to put in his mouth. This will keep him alive while programming new features for the website.
Finance the Shopping Cart
$20.00 of $200.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt is fed, perhaps it's time to start planning for those twilight years under the bridge... if only he had that golden shopping cart all the oogles are bragging about these days.
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