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#occupydisaster

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by nivoldoog, Sep 11, 2017.

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  1. nivoldoog

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    So i am gonna make this a running log of stories from me trying to help with disaster relief.

    Newest story. Just now. Kinda funny.

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    Well, hitch fail. So i walk back into town and buy something to drink. I share my testimony with a dude on a bike. I tell him of the unfortunate problem of people giving me money instead of work. If that is my only problem... bring on the problems RIGHT! Well lady pulls up and begs for 75 cents. I give her a dollar and tell her my blessings.

    "In that case let me get a ten! Make it 20!"

    I laugh and give her seven mo.

    "I am only gonna buy beer with it!"

    Amen Sister!"
     
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    im not sure i really understand? you arnt getting work or rides but just kick downs and are giving kick downs back to other folks?
     
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    Yep
     
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    New story... from an hour ago.

    "
    I nearly had to kill a man just now...
    Sitting here having good convo.
    A dude walks up with a machete talking noise.
    I stand, offer a hand shake. He calls me gay.
    Refuses the hand shake.
    Then calls my friends woman stupid.
    He drunk....
    I put my hand on my blade and got ready for battle. The woman stands up and confronts him. ...
    He fled... but whoa"
     
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    I didnt want to fight him. But i love taking knives from people like this. It was a sweet looking machete. I had a great day... did work, got fed well, having good convo over beer...

    I would die before my new friends git harmed.
     
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    not that there is anything wrong with yer posts, but it just seems these kind of little day to day updates would be more suited to yer profile page.
     
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    Unfortunately not enough space....
     
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    Little day to day... a, possible, machete battle is just day to day!? If that is mundane to you... then damn.... i dont want to fuck with you.
     
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    by day to day i meant you saying
    as in you mean this to be some kind of journal type thing, which is why i thought it may be better suited to a profile post instead of continuing to post daily in a thread about what goes on in yer life on a day to day basis. but ya know, do whatever you want its none of business.
     
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    Only posting epic shit. Or funny. I thoight about digging up the old thread about when to use a knife.... but... matt got mad and didnt believe me when i said i punk bitches all the time when the pull a knife. I got a lot of shit from people on that. But hey... I am a warrior. I have yet to meet one on here.

    Not saying warriors are not here... just i dont know you.
     
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    yea...well good luck with that hope it keeps working out for you.
     
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    God is with me... no one stands a chance.
     
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    Besides... if it was just profile i wouldnt get to have this pointless conversation that is wasting time.
     
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    Well... not completely pointless.

    Matt... am i wrong for this log? You and i dont see eye to eye often but this is your world...
     
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    I disagree this thread could become a classic of stories from travelers living and aiding people in Texas, the Caribbean, and Florida. A punk/traveler perspective documenting this time in America sounds excellent.
     
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    yea. um but it wont, its just this dude and me trying nicely to let him know that hes bordering on spamming his own thread.
     
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    My point of starting this. Thank you. I hoped to get more stories from other people a flowing but...
    This snowflake is proving a point about people sucking.

    Sorry sgt spanky... but i got called a snowfake recently and i thought that was funny as fuck. First time i heard it so still trying it out. I got worse words if you prefer?
     
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    Idk man, I might be going out to Tampa and the hurricane's damage isn't going anywhere soon. I'm sure there will be plenty of stories to come.
     
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    why what a godly thing of you to say about one of christs children. what a way to turn the other cheek hmm?
     
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    Easy guys easy! Goose-fra-bah good damnit!
     
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