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Now these guys are crust as FUCK....

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Watch How Easily A Rat Can Wriggle Up Your Toilet

August 27, 2015 | by Danielle Andrew

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There have lots of stories about unexpected things turning up in toilets, such as snakes, frogs, and even squirrels and possums. And rats, of course.

So how easy would it be for a rat to make its way through the sewers, successfully traverse your internal plumbing, navigate the U-bend and find its way into your toilet?

Well according to National Geographic, pretty darn easy. Did you know that rats can tread water for up to three days, and even hold their breath for three minutes? Combine those skills with the ability to squeeze through the smallest of spaces and the chance of finding a rat in your home may not be so slim after all.

 
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Remember that movie Ghoulies? The scene when the ghoulie bit some dudes junk off as he was taking a dump! Someone burn that rat with FIRE!!!

I'm gonna be shit shy now! [emoji12]
 
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My ass is a weapon, I brought it.

Poor fuckin' rat won't know what hit 'em when I fart...then poop.
 

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What about a pet rat?! I've had two of them. So smart, lovable and do the cutest tricks. =) Wild ones...not so much..
 
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What about a pet rat?! I've had two of them. So smart, lovable and do the cutest tricks. =) Wild ones...not so much..
The wild ones are smarter than shit, they won't do tricks for you and they find their own food.

Reminds me of the dirty kid nation.
 

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Rodents are gross. They are not cute fuzzy creatures. They are disgusting vermin that can spread infectious diseases. Only good rat is a dead rat
Insert "humans" where rodent/vermin/rat is. Humans are also gross and disgusting creatures than spread infectious disease!
I don't have a problem with pet rats, I think they are kinda cool. But I have had rats/mice scurry over me on my sleeping bag at night (***shivers*** and THAT is a little too close for comfort.
 

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Insert "humans" where rodent/vermin/rat is. Humans are also gross and disgusting creatures than spread infectious disease!
I don't have a problem with pet rats, I think they are kinda cool. But I have had rats/mice scurry over me on my sleeping bag at night (***shivers*** and THAT is a little too close for comfort.
Would you have a pet human?
 
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Then it crawls up your ass, through your intestines and stomach until it reaches your esophagus and then chews a hole through your skull and takes control of your brain
 

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Pet rats are ok. Its the wild ones that do creepy shit, like crawl along power lines and stare at you with those evil eyes.
 
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