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Kim Chee

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Worst thing I can admit to doing ever was trying to Boof a four Loko off a dare.... Fuck dude, it burned so bad. Probably the most shameful moment of my life xD
Sexiest thing I've heard in a week.

I'm going out for a six pack of four loco and a bag of ice for ya;)
 
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Kim Chee

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Honestly, the people who say you shouldn't be drinking this stuff aren't saying you should pour it in your ass instead:eek:
 

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@Vagabond82 well im glad you enjoyed it, the folks i was with had quite the laugh but honestly it was pretty frightening thing to fart out nearly a entire beer seconds after feeling the accomplishment that comes with ass chugging a beer for the first (and only) time.
 

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Yall booze boofin' fucks need jesus.

Then again I really can't say shit about putting weird things in one's butt.
 

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Hahaha you guys are ridiculous. <cracks 4loko> I like the watermelon. Never put it in my butt, though. Maybe now I have something to look forward to...
 

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Hahaha you guys are ridiculous. <cracks 4loko> I like the watermelon. Never put it in my butt, though. Maybe now I have something to look forward to...
you may be looking forward to it, but beleive me, just use yer mouth instead. not only does it burn like all hell, but its actually pretty dangerous to put alcohol up yer ass.
 

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I honestly haven't had one in like 5 months. Always down to try a new version of an old friend thou! Haha might make a good side walk slam.
OMG I was just thinking "at least he aint gonna do side walk slams" My stomach is just in boot mode thinking about it. My first sidewalk slam was on haight and i almost got banned
 
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Them gold 14ers ain't no joke, what is that like 6 beers equivi? But I'd rather have a Johnny Appleseed or a Wicked if I'm drinking something sweet.
 

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Hmm things I learned today 1) Siriusdragon will have Skittle poop, 2) that there's more than one way to enjoy that beverage. :D And it's still early! Happy Saturday!
 

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