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Well the frost is (unsurprisingly) absolutely gross. It smells and tastes like a blue jolley rancher and kinda burns on the way down and when it hits your stomach. I knew I was going to regret this lol. The color is scary enou:
 

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So just opened up the Blaze and surprisingly so it's my favorite four Loko so far!! There's hardly any harsh looking dye, pleasent citrus smell and not a too over powering flavor that reminds me most of an apple orange mix. Honestly not bad, I'd highly recommend it as a get drunk fast drink. Fuck the other one, this ones pretty good! Doesn't feel like poison going down either
 

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^ i really dont know how people put alcohol up their butts, i ass drank a miller lite on a dare when i was like 19 and never again, i basically just spray farted it right back out and it burned like hell!
 

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Worst thing I can admit to doing ever was trying to Boof a four Loko off a dare.... Fuck dude, it burned so bad. Probably the most shameful moment of my life xD
im hoping there was some kinda funnel involved...because with the beer i just kinda had to lay on my back legs up and maneuver that long neck barely into my hiney hole enough to get the beer in there. (i wasnt and am still not a fan of putting stuff up my dirt button so it was very uncomfortable.)
 
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I actually used to Boof heroin so I bought a thing from Walmart that was like first filled with a saline based enema fluid, poured it out and would fill it with whatever stupid shit my 18yr old self was doing so I used that lol. It was this exact thing actually:
 

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