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Most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?

Discussion in 'The Hobo Kitchen' started by Justin, Dec 3, 2010.

  1. pigpen

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    so this wasn't me personally, but i was in charlotte a few years back and my homegirl picked up a still warm cup of coffee off of a ledge and was stoked on finding a cup of warm coffee first thing in the morning. she took a sip and immediately spit it out and started puking. apparently there was either a huge loogie or a load of cum in the cup of coffee. I don't know which would bother me more, but that was the probably the grossest thing i'v ever seen someone unknowingly eat. or drink or whatever.

    who the fuck skeets in a perfectly good cup of coffee and just leaves that shit on the street? blasphemy...
     
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    OH... damn pigpen thats horrible. I'm never gonna freegan an open container of fluids.
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    I mean I would think that anyway don't drink an unknown open container.(why they have those poptops at grocer stores...). But this really reinforces the idea of careful of what you table/dumpster score.
     
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    Ate a half eaten hot dog out of a sheetz trash can in summer. I thi k thats how i got mono which ive had since like september. I will not eat hakf eaten food or pick up cigarette butts anymore. Just aint worth it. I still dumpster though
     
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    No other forum on the internet would have a thread like this. This community is amazing.

    Anyway, I was walking to Cleveland, TN one day, after getting harassed by Chatanooga police for two days. Was on some back road with nothing around, out of water and was fucking dehydrated. Found a full Pepsi bottle, "Fuck yeah! Pepsi!" Take a big gulp, it wasn't Pepsi. It was tobacco spit.
     
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    The food they serve the homeless people in Cleveland. Don't even go there.
     
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    My cousin once hawked a lugie (sp?) Into one of those dollar sized bag of Doritos in front of me, biggest nastiest lugie I can remember ever hearing, it made me gag just listening yo him hawk it. Lots of drinks and blunts later, my horrible hangover I reached over Nd grabbed the first food I could find (oh God, thinking about it now is making me gag) and took one bite. I remember realizing that it was wet before putting it in my mouth and instead of spitting it out like a normal person, my morning fog told me to swallow it, and forget about what it was, roll over and go back to bed. I gag thinking about it to this day.
     
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    Jesus man, that's disgusting! (The flem)
     
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    I thought I lived on the edge of culinary life but my mind has changed from this thread. It seems the heavy drinkers eat the worst shit, oblivious or aware.

    I eat roadkill, any animal just about, make sure it's fresh and I cook it though.
     
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    more funny than disgusting - i found an entire 12" pizza open on top of its box late one drunken night - right in the middle of the road - scooped that sucker up and began munching away then noticed a big old tyre track / tread mark covering about a quarter of it !
     
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    trashrito
     
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    Jonny P had maggot ridden fried chickenz in his fridge from the night before. Only I didn't know about the maggot part, or if I'd gotten any maggot in those bites or not. All I know is that when I turned the leg over to finish the other side and found something else already eating it, it was not so repulsive. When you've already been through dozens of trash bins half expecting the same thing, I guess there are things you can stomache that you wouldn't have been able to before. I threw it away and let my buddy know his fridge was tainted with evil.
     
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    Man, yeah I think liquid/phlegm mixtures top it for me. Tobacco spit/ashes in an innocent looking can of coke. Maggots...or any bodily fluids..makes me gag just typing it. I think I could do a little better than that even if I was blackout pissed.
     
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    This is a toughie because what I consider 'normal', others get disgusted by, such as splitting a worm in half & sharing it with my ex girl to eat out of boredom, or opening my mouth when engaging in golden showers.
    I'd have to go with the time I was eating out a man's ass hole and somehow ended up chewing sticky gunk. It sure in heck wasn't shit, but beyond that I don't know what was laying in his ass that had the texture of gnawing animal joint. Seeing as we were filming, I just kept going. HaHa, but I still wonder what I had eaten out of his dirty third eye to this day.
     
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    i think you just won the thread, congratulations. the winner of nastiest thing goes to you, for chewing something out of a bungus that wasnt poop...
     
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    I drank my own fermented piss by accident recently. Black water tank in my RV was full, so instead of going to a bathroom, slightly drunk and tired, I peed in a bottle, then forgot about it. I woke up and needed water. I grabbed the water bottle and took a big, salty, sour gulp of piss.
     
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