"room service is here lets see who had the half eaten tuna sandwinch? ah and what about the half moldy bag of produce was that you ma'am? splendid. and who ordered the completly out of place opened bag of grows when wet dinosaur toys? alright you guys have a good one."
oh my sorry sir but that pizza was eaten by another guest, let us compensate you with this 10 pound bag of donuts and half a dozen dented un labeled cans it might be mixed fruit, it might be alpo! its a gamble!
The first $50 in donations go towards paying our monthly server fees and adding new features to the website. Once this goal is reached, we'll see about feeding Matt that burrito.
Buy Matt a Beer
$10.00 of $75.00
Now that we have the bills paid for this month, let's give Matt a hearty thank you by buying him a drink for all the hard work he's done for StP. Hopefully this will help keep him from going insane after a long day of squishing website bugs.
Feed Matt a Burrito
$10.00 of $100.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt has a beer in his hand, how about showing him your love by rewarding all his hard work with a big fat burrito to put in his mouth. This will keep him alive while programming new features for the website.
Finance the Shopping Cart
$10.00 of $200.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt is fed, perhaps it's time to start planning for those twilight years under the bridge... if only he had that golden shopping cart all the oogles are bragging about these days.
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