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Level 2 Intro

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AlwaysLost

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee. Then I drank this mysterious liquid called 4 Loki or something and it turned me green. Now I just lurk around STP and annoy the real adventurers. They laugh at me and call me oogle and troll. But that's OK as I've formed my own religious cult worshipping my Alien overlord Matt Derrick. So far I am the only member but I implore you to bow before Matt (in Matt we Trust) lest you be branded a douchebag and banished from the STP kingdom forever.
 

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@tacology your faith & dedication shall be rewarded...

Heed not the words of these Heretics!


pS: I award my subjects with supernatural faith healing and Odin vouchers... For details send $99 bucks to PO. box 6996 Svatlenborgh Ave. Palo Alto CA.
 
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AlwaysLost

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@tacology your faith & dedication shall be rewarded...

Heed not the words of these Heretics!


pS: I award my subjects with supernatural faith healing and Odin vouchers... For details send $99 bucks to PO. box 6996 Svatlenborgh Ave. Palo Alto CA.
Wait - I thought we honored @Odin. .....or maybe that's my own cult... o_O

I honor both the old gods and the new...Winter is coming.
 
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Odin

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You forget... The Strange Gods...

The hope of the curious, weird, and every almost lost soul.
 

creature

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folks who know me have my #.
Most virgins will do : )

AUUUGGGHH... another version of Om?

Our prayers are small...
we do ok : )

Now if we could just keep the mortals from sending things to hell...
 

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