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AlwaysLost
Guest
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee. Then I drank this mysterious liquid called 4 Loki or something and it turned me green. Now I just lurk around STP and annoy the real adventurers. They laugh at me and call me oogle and troll. But that's OK as I've formed my own religious cult worshipping my Alien overlord Matt Derrick. So far I am the only member but I implore you to bow before Matt (in Matt we Trust) lest you be branded a douchebag and banished from the STP kingdom forever.