is anyone on here happy with their love life?? (1 Viewer)

MFB

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Finally ended a 9 month drought friday night and again yesterday. Shes supposedly a lesbian, but jumped my bones when i took her home after post hockey drinks (ive been driving her since her girl left for tiawan). Her girlfriend Is currently overseas and they have an open relationship. Felt good to have some intimacy.
I once did a year of celibacy. On purpose!
After the first few months it wasnt so hard. It was nice to not have such a big chunk of my life focused on sex and relationships. I was very productive.
But word to intimacy; I missed the cuddles more than the penetration.

Did said lesbian know her way around a wang?

On the topic on lesbians bonin' doods; I have a gay friend that was complaining about the trendiness of sexual fluidity, as she would meet a girl who claimed to be gay only to find out the she really wasn't.

Senior DL; your new avatar is offensive to me. Bedbugs or not.
 
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I once did a year of celibacy. On purpose!
After the first few months it wasnt so hard. It was nice to not have such a big chunk of my life focused on sex and relationships. I was very productive.
But word to intimacy; I missed the cuddles more than the penetration.

Did said lesbian know her way around a wang?

On the topic on lesbians bonin' doods; I have a gay friend that was complaining about the trendiness of sexual fluidity, as she would meet a girl who claimed to be gay only to find out the she really wasn't.

Senior DL; your new avatar is offensive to me. Bedbugs or not.
Yea, she has been with guys in the past. I have no idea how long she has exclusively dated women. We cuddled a lot, and had more conversation than im used to post coitus, but it was nice. Ive been lonely, clearly she has too.

I think these days a lot of people just bone whoever they are into / is convenient, is this friend only looking for “gold star” lesbians? Ive heard from my gay friends that the gold stars are mostly either fake or so elitist they cant stand them.
 

MFB

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@MFB - as long as it isn't super offensive
Zing! Fuck you crack me up!
How did your date go? Gumjobs and bedbugs?

Jack, I had to google 'gold star lesbian'.
I dunno if thats the case. We don't hang too much. She told me the last 3 girls she dated ended up w 'pretty white boys' 🤷
 

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