I think i am

[wartomods]

balding, FUCKE MY LIFE, well but i hope it will give me street cred, or at least home bum status.
Seriously, it is quite a emocional charge, but i will handle it with charm i guess.

 

[Wolfeyes]

Handle it gracefully. Shave it all off before it it falls out, throw on an orange sheet and hang out at the airport!