HAVENT SHOWERED FOR A HELLA MINUTE YO.

[FolkYouDad]

Oi! Oi! Oi! My name's Johnathan but I my friends call me Crotch Rot on the count that I haven't showered in OVER NINE MONTHS. I started traveling about six months ago and I got stuck in Hamlet, NC about two months ago. It'd be cool if I could meet some fellow crustlords to help me outta my rut. My "cc" says the yard office is cool but i dunno man. The workers were all dicks. So I just hitch hiked to this shortline in chicago called the "norfolk southern" and im kind of stuck here cause i keep getting pulled off in the yard.

Im looking to meet some cool kids like me with tattoos and patched up pants and dog stuff. Im a really cool guy im so punk rock. Im all about the johnny hobo and old crow medicine wheel and that stuff. I got a dreadhawk mullet that ive been growing for hella days. And some sweet sticknpokes.

I really want to ride the rails for a minute man. Someone help me out?

 

[Chewbacka]

Seem kind of full of yourself, but who am I to judge others. Good luck haha

 

[ped]

lol

 

[Deleted member 20]

Im so Punk I shower all the time.

 

[Deleted member 125]

amazing.

 

[Doobie_D]

I hope this is a joke introduction

 

[RnJ]

Hah. It'd be funnier if it was serious.

 

[keg]

.joke.

 

[kevlar]

Mocking others is a waste of time.

 

[iHaveRabiez]

PUNK RAWK ANARCHY!!! Hey man, Don't you know British accents are the new punk?

 

[bryanpaul]

baahahha