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I've always referred to Valentine's Day as DMROW Day (drink myself retarded on whiskey)... although I don't drink nearly as much as I used to, this day always, always without fail, inspires me to drink myself into a stupor. A 'celebration' (or a mourning..) of my lame-ass singleness. I'm about over it. Throwing rocks in the Missihippie+ drinking whiskey would be most excellent. Haha.
 

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drink cheap scotch, play banjo n maybe watch some Blaxpliotation films...SHAFT or...DOLEMITE!!!! maybe even Blacula! So...a pretty regular day...I forgot Valentines day even existed...I wanna throw rocks now!

Those in love or whatever...enjoy:
 

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im doin the samething i do every other day and thinkin bought my the next turn in my life and how i can make it better than the last one with my faithful ottal of cheap ass vodka and cranberry juice by my side.
 

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making retarded awesome ecards for all my friends. some of them are really creepy lol
 

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There's no such thing as love, it doesn't exist. It's all about humans trying to fool themselves into thinking they are superior to other animals by giving special names to biological processes in the misguided view that it makes them "special".
I'm 40 years old and I have never encountered anything that I would describe as love.
Humans are rooted in callous self-interest, that's why I avoid them wherever possible and prefer to remain in the woods.
If you want love go and speak to Ted Bundy, he'll tell you all about it.
Happy Fucking Valentines Day.
 

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Coby Neal

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thanks fella's, but 20 is a terrible age. last year i could buy my own smokes and next year i can buy booze this year i guess ill just eat shit ahaaha
 

Coby Neal

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lucky im gonna be counting down the days all year. it really sucks when u drink almost everyday getting someone else to buy ur poisen. but most my burnout friends said turning 21 sucks.but there crazy
 

ipoPua

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my 20th is this leap day i cant wait. then 3 weeks later i'm finally hitting the road man im so pumped
 

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happy birthday, ill be 24 in may, i was the same though always having others buy my booze. turning 21 doesnt suck unless you have a bunch of underage kids trying to get you to buy booze, but its all gravy.
 

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haha yeah i always feel like a dick. ill probably end up being the dick not wanting to buy kids booze.
 

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