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Discussion in 'Making A Living' started by L.C., May 4, 2009.

  1. Kuchi Kopi

    Kuchi Kopi Hungry for Knowledge

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    "no small bills, please" i love flyin that. people go crazy for commas and shit.
    Folks swear its all about glitter and colour but, trust me people get moist over punctuation.
    I guess my favorite spange line would be " s'cuse me sirs/miss I can haz dollar, peeeez? I'll trade you my keys/wallet/guitar?!"
     
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    I'm sure someone already posted this, but:

    "Spread some cheese on a broke cracker?"

    Obviously works best if you're white.

    "Family killed by ninjas. Need money for Kung Fu lessons."
     
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    These are actually better for signs.
     
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    dontpanic One of the Regulars

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    I fly a sign that reads "need bum stuff" when asked what bum stuff is I tell them my harmonica needs tuning and I have overdue library book fines
     
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    anything green helps :)
     
  6. Ori

    Ori A sycophantic, prophetic, Socratic junkie wannabe.
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    49dbc9eb5c602285ba5eb2715542674ce8f4ff7402b58173a792dd9f08ab2613.
     
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    "Can you help an Odin out?"

    "Need spare change for underwear n armor."

    "Need funds for Viking Research n Development."
     
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    Will work for food.
    Need money for crystal meth.
    Spare change for me pls.