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Dirtdog84

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Thought it would be appropriate to post in this section instead of introduction cus well I'm always finding ways to make money! Have attempted; sometimes successful sometimes not; with online or in the real world money making schemes.

What got me posting is the thread regarding CA SSI.

Let me tell you something;
It's a bitch to deal with. I'm completely and profoundly deaf with a touch of "that bitchs fucking nuts"
Not bipolar kinda nuts, just ballsy "IDGAF" kinda nuts


Now they denied me quite a few times. I've failed their hearing tests quite badly. Their reason? IM still able to perform simple tasks wtf IDK

So, I was told by a buddy to fake a 5150. Embarrassing as fuck but worth a try. Got loaded up on xanax and had a beer. Hour or so later, I walked my ass to the hospital, poked my eye , went to desk and said boohoo I wanna end my life boohoo.
They admitted me and I left next morning. Went to Social Security and reapplied and submitted those fucktard 5150 papers and BOOM was approved , no questions.
I was dumbfounded. Wtf right? So that was over 8 years ago
No problems since
EXCEPT
I made an error that cost me over $3k in "overpayments"
I stated I stayed FOR FREE at a friend's house.

No no no
Forgot what the actual term is but point is: DO NOT TELL EM YOU'RE NOT PAYING RENT!
EITHER YOURE "HOMELESS" using your daddy's address for mail or
your "paying rent" using a bogus rent contract.

Im still repaying em. They take $90 out of my check every month ouch
Once In a awhile the assholes send me a letter that starts off like I'm getting my full check but towards the end they're like oh by the way you still owe us, psych!

Have a few more months to gooooo


Hope this helps with anyone needing to apply for SSI

Cheers
Dirtdog
 
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Please tell me there's surveillance footage somewhere of you 'simulating'
 
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This may be the first story I've read where someone gets loaded up on booze and benzos and the end result is positive.
Now you mention it, true that!😂😂😂

But then again it's always been "positive" ending.

I used to be suicidal and used to intentionally OD in hopes of ending my life.

know when I stopped?
When it was refill day and pay day. I got a room by myself. Wrote a boo hoo letter. Chewed up 2 100mg fentanyl patches, ate all my 1mg Xanax and 10/325 Norcos. Not even gonna tell you how many(it was more than enough) and what happened. But after coming to, IM like what the fuck....I was pissed. Had hell of a headache too. But was fine and dandy(physically anyways) Weird huh?
Came to conclusion, "if that didn't kill me. Fuck then nothing will. " Not gonna bother wasting my drugs in one night when I can just enjoy em for the month.

So fuck killing yourself. Three things will happen:
1. Absolutely nothing
2. You actually retard yourself to point of being unable to care for yourself
3. Horribly disfigure yourself
Actually make it 4 things

4. IF YOURE "LUCKY ENOUGH", you successfully off yourself.

But if your life is a series of bad luck, chances are, you won't see #4.
I don't even know why it how the fuck i got on the topic of suicide

Thank you ADHD; it's one of most annoying disorders out there; next to OCD.

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Shoplifting with ADHD is incredibly hard to do as I get so easily distracted that I forget what the fuck I'm doing. That's why my method is to: pick up item, nonchalantly stroll towards check out, glace at items by the front, and la la la oh look at that candy bar lalala oh....look..... the doors open..... oh gee look at those flowers, aren't they pretty, oh is that my cue to exit?
Ciao bitches! And get out of there as fast as possible with my car parked, backed into it's spot, key in ignition, doors already unlocked and I'm gone

To piss them the fuck off I go in the very next day and do the same thing but actually get to checkout and pay for my stuff. ALL THE While acting like I'm gonna steal something but nope. bwa hahaha. I actually see LP lurking by the doors all irritated. Hella funny.
 
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Been wanting to go in Target and some other stores where I've stolen from and ask if I can speak with LP about applying for a position. Just to fuck with them.
 
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@Dirtdog84 - where in the Bay Area?
My paranoia told me not to answer that 😉🤭 Bay area is actually more info than necessary!! Could've said northern CA but then again my IP already fucked me spilling the beans on my location.

Oh well still
Bay area is where I'm at and the sunrise is beautiful. 🙊

Thank you mental health issues, you're the best! Ha
 

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Many dull people hunt for aluminum cans and take them to a recycling center. About 5 to 10 lbs. worth would get you between $2 and $4 in the form of a check. You have to turn around and cash in the check at the bank's location on the check in order to redeem the money. As long as you have photo ID, even if you're not able to drive, you should be able to cash in the check. Suspended licenses, that I do not know.
 
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Many dull people hunt for aluminum cans and take them to a recycling center. About 5 to 10 lbs. worth would get you between $2 and $4 in the form of a check. You have to turn around and cash in the check at the bank's location on the check in order to redeem the money. As long as you have photo ID, even if you're not able to drive, you should be able to cash in the check. Suspended licenses, that I do not know.
Not sure how this is prevalent to this thread.

Might as well... So!
From my knowledge (not as a fact); long as it's a valid, meaning not expired, photo id or license. It's okay. Suspension has nothing to do with it. Think about it, your driving privileges are suspended
Not your privilege to recycle cans.
Just an educated guess. 🤷

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I'm sorry for prying; I still got family thereabouts - my mom born & raised 621 Alvarado above the Castro towards Twin Peaks. In 1928. Spent many summers in Hayward Orinda Walnut Creek Moraga. Later years in the Mission. Uncle's dental lab (long gone) on Sutter. Anyway, I enjoy your posts.
 

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