A battle between me and an Alabama attorney (1 Viewer)

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Fuck you assgo
That is by far my favorite attempt at a insult that I've got tossed at me in over 10 years on stp.

Judging from yer attitude towards squatters and yer dislike for goodwill couches, I'm really tempted to just ban yer account now because honestly you seem like a prick that's going to be a pain in the ass of people who would have to deal with yer bullshit. Best of luck with yer current and future properties. Sorry all those damn squatters made things difficult for you.
 
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What's his problem? Goodwill couches are dope! Second only to the free street side neighborhood cleanup couch. Mr Fancy Couch over here I bet he Scotchgards his shit too, who even buys couches what the fuck?
 

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Cue Martha and the Vandellas - 'Summer's here & the time is right for dancin in the streets...'

I never thought I'd be praying for an Alabama lawyer to prevail at anything

I blame this flood of dickheads on climate change
 
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What's his problem? Goodwill couches are dope! Second only to the free street side neighborhood cleanup couch. Mr Fancy Couch over here I bet he Scotchgards his shit too, who even buys couches what the fuck?
reminds me of the time I was navigating my way to some friends in the Mission district of San Francisco and they told me to park next to the burning couch on the sidewalk
 

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Fuck you ass hole. I'm not some fucking punk who sits on my goodwill couch, waiting for the 1st and 15th to come along. I own a business with multiple locations, and I just fucking got here yesterday. I'll get my profile all done and spend time here, but I thought (erroneously perhaps) that this blog might be the place where people come to learn and share their experiences with adverse possession law. I mean i hate squatters because they've fucked up the law so badly in California, that it makes application of it a dog and pony show.
So I was right, it's an aspiring slumlord lol.
 

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God damnit @SlankyLanky , we've talked about this. Why do you have to always be such an ASSGO!

It's like you are trying to preserve the reason why this website was created or something.....
 

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