Dear Punkz, Misfits, Basement-dwellers, LARPer's, Trolls, Cosplayer's, Foamers, Lost Crustiez and Various Denizens of the Series of Tubes.
Stop twiddling your tallywackers and hooha's in the bushes People!~
This is STP!
Now back to the subject on hand...
Sincerely, Your's...
God of Thunder...