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Now that we're outta that stuffy ol' thread... lets get on with the orgy'in.... Though this is a 3sum story. When I was in my early 20s I did my stoner right of passage trip to Amsterdam I had never paid for sex before but was interested bc it was legal there, redlight district, etc. I met...

Personally, I use a different technique for the two. I have a good story, but will get in trouble here if I go into detail, but It involved me, a black feminist at a liberal arts college, her Steinem bush, and ended with my wiener looking like I had fucked a brillo pad.

Carpet match the drapes?

LaShawn and Tanya seem like lovely ladies! This story is equal parts White Men Cant Jump, Step It Up, and Bronx Tale. And the orgy lives on.

Ive always consider myself a very tender lover. Just in the wrong places.

Not gonna lie; after all that ejaculation talk, I read thrusting nature. Long live free love and orgies

@Older Than Dirt From a long line of radicals! And, @Brodiesel710 aint trying to have no kiiiids, he just trying to bang rawdog.

how long has that part of your relationship been analled?

Correct you, are! ORGY ON!

@Juan Derlust just posted about how his older sisters use to take his temperature rectally...

Exercise is for people that can handle thier drugs. I got you, Hans. @Eng JR Lupo RV323 Dooder, I never knew that was filmed in NORCAL. I read the book when I was little and remembered it placed in OR. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle! My favorite movie ever was set in Astoria OR...

@Eng JR Lupo RV323 Synchronicity! Such a funny and sad film. I loved Devito in it. The book is great too, Kesey before he was Kesey. That's very cool you went to check it out. If you are into visiting scenes from iconic movies; Not to far from you, I hear there's a a dead kid out in the woods...

This thread is a good reminder of what happens when the inmates take over the asylum. "as near as I can tell, Im no loony" -Randall McMurphy

I love most '---ines' too. So much so that somewhere in this garble of trash I have tattooed on me theres a mug of coffee and a cig with a a match next to it. The best american chef to ever live also knew the importance of caffiene and nicotine; in the middle of his course menu he serves a...

@Eng JR Lupo RV323 silly goose time indeed! I wake up at 5 am too. Endless mug of coffee til noon?

Exactly. Im the Peanut Butter and youre the Chocolate. ;)

Would you like to be Smutty Buddies with me?

@Eng JR Lupo RV323 to answer seriously, yes, we are trying to do the mods and the rest of STP a favor by keeping our COVIDiocy in this thread only. ;)

I just come here because I like orgies and free love!

@Juan Derlust remind me to tell you the story of this trapeze artist

Montucky lubrication

@Juan Derlust Call me passe', but Free Love and Orgies will always be THEE thread. Have fun in your kingdom of cum

Find someone you really enjoy talking to and vice versa, and ask them to do wierd shit sexually with you. ;)

Bringing things full circle, after 13 amazing pages and 2k views and Orgy story. About 10 years ago a girl I really loved and I met up to 'same room swap' with a really hot couple we found online. Everyone vibed at the bar, we go back to thier place, everyone gets nekkid, and everyone is...

Shame ya cant type faster, Ol Rigid Digits

@Juan Derlust If you were a superhero your costume would include a futility belt....

*uncle from another carbunkle. -carbunkle is such a gross word for something that is in itself gross

And handicaps in your head dont help you get/give head.

******2k views Y'all!******* carry on

Fuck that dood. I cant tell you how many girls have been into me bc I ride a bicycle and am mostly homeless. Own that shit.People like positivity. If youre willing to truly be your authentic self, you'll attact the right people.

@Wheat2020 In my experience the best thing one can do when having trouble finding a mate is this; lower standards

Nice reveal! Such a good thread. Intrigue and drama. I thought you meaaaant something way different. I though you were saying dont fuck w girls online unless you see the number 27, as in age. Thats why I rated you funny. I dont think your post was funny now.

Do they mind the smell?

@Wheat2020 Didnt you owe us some creative piece in another thread? Why we still waiting?

You look like Paul Bunyan and the dreamy lead singer of a shitty indy band had a baby. :)

Fancy locks yo! Oribe Gold lust and repair conditioner? Also. Being STP, I accept you and your lumber-sexuality.

*YIKES! rating

@Juan Derlust We would love to see your real hair.

YESSSS! I am THE BEST joint roller you know. I roll about 10 ciggies a day for the last 20 years so muscle memory. Sometimes if I am bored I will roll some crazy 12 inch joint with as many papers as it takes. Its fun and makes me feel accomplished. Some more of my skillage.

@Juan Derlust honestly I am NOT following you to boost post count I come to this silly thread bc it has become the asylum for those of us with COVIDiocy tm@JuanDerlust so we dont effect the rest of the forum

But....you said you really liked clingly....? Noted. Ill never soil your sheets again. And your doing the same :p

@Juan Derlust I also always thought that was your hair and you just really liked the ramones when you were young. Funny to know now it was a wig. You look like if Wolverine dressed up as a ramone for Halloween, which I mean as a great compliment

I think the christmas tree ads a nice nuance to this photo. Tanlines are always hot.

Everything brother! All the cities that were hosting NCAA march madness, bars around the arenas and such. No Wimbleton! No cities hosting NBA playoffs which is huge in generating moneys. Has anyone gone back and read this thread in its entirety? Mental agility on full display

My granpappy told me you pay not for the sex but for them to leave after, or in your friends case, so he could.

@Wheat2020 Yeaaa, I had to google NSFW. And yea, most my photos are. Duh. Some side boobage and you can see her bush outta her pannies, but she looks wild and free and lovely. A whle back I posted a pic that I thought was beautiful , but offended others here. A pretty girl and side boob. So...

The photo is great bc you look so fucking happy w that shit eating grin on your face. :) This thread has hit STP Platinum status by reaching 1000 views! We should all host a podcast together that noone wants to listen to

Honestly, its the roll. Amorosos that makes the sammiie. The air in s philly was so thick w the scent of bread in the mornings you could pluck it out of the air!

Me tooooo!!!! I have this beautiful photo of this hairy-arm-pitted crzy witch gypsy girl I loved standing in front of my trailer that I wish I could post!

Here here! To @Wheat2020 !