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    How Slow/Fast do you let your clock get?

    My cell phone tells me what the “true” time is and I set all my other clocks accordingly. Right now my bedside clock has finally reached ten minute fast mark. I like it being a little fast and I think it helps with my mental math to do quick adding/subtraction problems in my head. Ive...
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    Awkard sexual encounters(an butt stuff)

    The year was 2006. I was just about to graduate from high school. I was full of testosterone, malt liquor and dog barbiturates. And I decided I loved all things opiate. I could do no wrong, life was my bitch. In walks John motha fuckn Davis, You guys remember Waffle House? Talk about...
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    The Needle Trauma

    *Note to mods* I did use the search engine. Not sure if it belongs in general banter, or the health section. I stumbled upon this article and thought some fellow members would find it an interesting read. I consider myself to be "recovering", but that doesn't keep me from day dreaming in a...
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    Hello, I'm Barf. Anyone gotta mint?

    Dear StP, My name is Barf. I'm 31 and live in northwest Montana with the love of my life, our ten month old baby boy, and a border collie mix named Gregor. I moved around a lot in my twenties but I am happy to say that I am where I need to be. I did my schooling in Chattanooga, TN. I think...