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  1. whaleofashrimp

    men who wear pajama bottems

    Please put some underoos or something on! I dont want to have see if your salami is sliced or not everytime u walk against the wind. Women who do the same...please carry on
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    I love william s. bourrghs

    i found this great obscure william burroughs article from esqure about the 1968 democratic convention with a great routine (thats his word_ i call em "Tangents") about the trueist all american canadate for president being a purple assed babboon. one of my faves..the greats...
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    movie we all need to see

    we should all try to meet up in a certain city and go have an "oogle move night" go see the.is flick
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    words/names that inexplicable disgust or delight u.

    sometimes when im sad or in the middle of a situation ill say the name "mark burk" its a delight to say really fast. On the other hand the name Shubert makes me feel like ive gotten hit in the face with cold sewage..theres other words names but not that i can think of right now
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    DRY CLEANING SKILL SHARE

    traveling tip # 582 : Dry cleaning if ur wearing dirty clothes and its starting to bother u but u cant wash them. What u do is change your clothes and wear the new ones untill there absolutly disgusting . then ur old clothes look really clean in compairison...repeat and never have to spend...
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    have a very loko mlk day

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    there seems to be a trend of writeing shitty poetry...i want in

    Do u remember drinking cooking wine under the american legion hall ?with the taste of salt in m mouth and the rain i imagined us as waward pilgrams lost at sea.silloute against the flodd lights of the railyard,my heart pounds like the highline.swampgas lighting ur darkeyes we made love in a...
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    gay porn

    so im here in atlanta and i met an older gay guy who publishes a small circulation porn rag that specializes in traveling kidz and older guys with beards...he' payed me 100 bucks to jack off on camera and gave me all the beer and smokes i can consume in the shoot while watching straght porn..no...
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    anyone in tulsa

    a good friend of mine got shipped to her grandparents in tulsa after her mom caught her shooting up.shes doing online shool there and is really stir crazy and lonely. i suggested she fly a sign that says "this town sucks, wanna hang out?" but that might be a bad idea..it could also be a good...
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    im a snitch

    So im dealing with working for my ocd crazy aunt to make a little money before i go i was planning on leaveing wensday and heading straght to atlanta well my best friend called me from tally, he's a shut-in, he told me he went and bought a gun from someoneoff the street and that he wasint...
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    awwwww my anus

    weather its walking 15 miles a day on interstates...or walking 5 miles commando into town..does anyone have problems with massive painful chaifing? i remember it was paticularly bad while wearing deinim and going commando..i mean it hurts enough to cry and theres a red rash that appears on my...
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    hitching in a suit

    ive always wanted to hitch in a blues brothers style suit...bowler hat and all..problem is i have a camo molly pack thats falling apart..probably wont hold up more then a few days on the road..its really my homebum status..it'll look wierd..what are your thought? should i spraypaint my pack or...
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    florida exdradition laws

    ok so im planning on just splitting this state...all it is is a 2nd degree misdomiener but a buddy told me florida extradites from EVERYWHERE for WHATEVER REASON is this true?
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    News & Blogs Do people really hate old school that much

    Nation & World | Oregon cops hope classical music deters loiterers | Seattle Times Newspaper because i think its nice to drink and reminice to good for a spot of the the ole ultra violence to
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    whats your defenition of "holding your liquer"

    ok i always thought that "holding your liquer " meant being able to drinlk or do drugs in large quanities while still being able to deal with shit when it pops up. which fits me perfectly, however ive ran into other people who claim its your ability not to vomit. Now i have sensitive guts and im...
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    the pcodelic beatnic squatter show

    back in the spring and summer of 2004 i lived in travers city michigan, its not a bad town just kinda quit and white...If anything the one good that came out of there was meeting my brother ames aka "iceman" aka "the second comeing of sean connery". Welcome to Facebook hes was ur typical social...
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    stiltsville

    Stiltsville - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia dude ..this sounds awesome! step 1...find a sand bar similar to the flats of biscayne bay if were lucky maybe we could find 1 in either international waters or far out enough on the fringe that it escapes notice from the nation state that claims...
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    holding back 0n an ass trashing for a roof

    i gotta be quick i went to orlando to see a friend whos couchsurfing with a guy who seems cool but hes so backwardly anti-mexican i want to see him gang rapped have any of you crashed or travel withpeople who's ass u wanted to kick but held back cause you wanted a place to stay?
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    anti flag can go to hell and die as well as gutterer then thou sqyatters

    for this song http://www.metrolyrics.com/summer-squatter-go-home-lyrics-anti-flag.html they actually make something of a point though i dont give a damn what there politics are there buying into the same old sterotypes well i dont have rich parents..or even middel class parents but thats what...
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    linus

    hi i'm linus i'm the original paste eatting crusty from elementry school hard core nerd core soo...:fuckoff: other wise i love you all