what's your favorite sayings/aphorisms?

wrkrsunite

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I used to have a road dog who upon rolling out of his sleeping bag everyday would say " well time to suck the days dick".
And my dad used to say when describing someone with shit luck " that boy could fall in a bowl pussies and come out with a dick".
 

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from an old coworker when I still did tree work:
FUCKIN' THE BALLS / FUCKIN' THE BALLS DUDE
but repeated many many times
 
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Originally a southern french one that I'll try and translate : "you're so slow [doing ____] that we'd have time to kill a donkey by throwing soft figs at it"

MDR, this is a saying from my part of France (PACA - Saint-Raphaël specifically) "C'est comme tuer un âne à coups de figues" - we're always comparing something to figs, it seems. One of my favourites is also "Ça ne casse pas 3 pattes à un canard" which is to say "it doesn't break a ducks three feet" which means, it really wasn't all that extraordinary.
 

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