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Fleas a couch meth and a rant

JimboTrill

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Well this is my first post and I needed to vent about some shit real quick, so me and my friend were drinking and I was tweaking getting into tomfoolery etc and the night is coming to s close and you know being a “responsible crustie” I wasn’t gonna drive home wasted (lol I say that as if I have a car to drive)so I told him to go on ahead and I’ll pass out wherever but he decides it’s best to take me home “so I don’t get kidnapped” so my bud let’s me crash on his couch and things are going pretty ok until I start to notice little black things which occasionally were nipping at me. The fucker gave me a couch with fleas. Who in fucks name let’s someone sleep on a couch you know has fleas so I get my ass through the night pulling them off and kinda throwing them, I don’t think any got in my hair luckily, now it’s 5:30 in the morning I’m sitting in the bathroom on his shitter I’m still tweaking a bit and whenever a hair even moves on my body it feels like there’s a fucking flea and it is driving me fucking wild I swear I’m gonna punch this twat out when he wakes up
 

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Dude it sounds like you are just tweaking and there are no fleas.

Do not punch him. You are just tweaking out. Take a shower, some luke warm water, just sit and breath you'll fine.

I’m not actually gonna punch him he’s a pretty nice guy it’s just annoying, and yeah there are fleas I’ve been putting em in a bowl of water so they drown but that’s why I’m ranting here so I don’t annoy a actual good friend I have
 

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Here’s yer fleas
 

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Damn, boy my face is red!

Sorry, it just seemed like you were having a bad trip.

Well, depending on the species, they might not live on a human host. Probably just cat fleas, they'll bite you but you shouldn't have to worry about them making you their home.

Good luck with that. wash with some Dawn soap, should kill them.
 

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Damn, boy my face is red!

Sorry, it just seemed like you were having a bad trip.

Well, depending on the species, they might not live on a human host. Probably just cat fleas, they'll bite you but you shouldn't have to worry about them making you their home.

Good luck with that. wash with some Dawn soap, should kill them.

Yeah he has two cats, cute as hell but also have fleas so that’s probably what it is. Flea bitten drifters-days n daze seems like the perfect track for right now
 

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I’m not actually gonna punch him he’s a pretty nice guy it’s just annoying, and yeah there are fleas I’ve been putting em in a bowl of water so they drown but that’s why I’m ranting here so I don’t annoy a actual good friend I have

Fleas are typically light enough to not break the surface tension on water... But a drop of dish soap changes that tension point and the bastards totally sink. :-D

Fleas typically aren't a huge fan of human blood, unless in epidemic infestation level and or starving for accessible food source... You weren't first choice, rather last resort most likely, as fleas diets go. Lastly, the couch did not have fleas... I promise absolutely, the couch did not have fleas. The "house" has fleas. Whatever critters currently or recently resided there may or may not have been the bearer of the fleas... But I promise it was not the couch. Fleas on or around couch are as temporarily one with thye couch as a hobo and a particular rail car share the adventure. Fleas live and breed on their food, fleas eat blood, couches typically don't have blood. If for whatever reason your buddies couch does has blood - the fleas are not what you should be concerned about, like anymore, ever, with the couch.
 
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